The guy's a Hawks fan, but we'll excuse that for the moment. The best part is noted in the first comment:
"I love how right after he finishes telling her, the little kid scores a goal. Metaphors are always great."
Not sure what this has to do with programmers, but…
Two computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: Please note that a car is driving on highway 75 against the traffic. The programmer near the driver looks at him and says: One? There are hundreds of them.