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Granted, but you annoyed the other players.

I wish MS had never been around to make Windows.
 
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Lucky Day said:
Granted, but you annoyed the other players.

I wish MS had never been around to make Windows.
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Granted, but it was invented by Al Gore instead.

I wish the atmosphere on Mars was breathable *cough*
 
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Granted, but you mutate into a little green martian woman.

I wish I could understand a woman's mind.
 
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Granted, your sex change operation worked out fine.

I wish that in space someone could hear you scream.
 
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Granted, but the Aliens who could are deaf in that register.

I wish we all aged backwards.
 
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Granted but who will be around to change your diapers in the next millennium?

I wish I could figure out how to be in two places at once.
 
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Granted, but now I need to clean my chainsaw.

I wish my girlfriend would stop nagging about my computer time.
 
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Granted, she's now nagging her NEW boyfriend.

I wish someone would invent instant teleportation.
 
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Granted, but it was JDR13 who invented it and you can only transfer one part at a time... it's combined to his chainsaw.

I wish I would find a new, challenging, well-paid job in computer gaming business.
 
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Granted, you are hired by the Duke Nukem team, but you have to work for them until the release date - 'til then end of time.

I wish I would be Bethesda's chief developer and do Fallout 3 my way.
 
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Granted but it will be so lame that nobody will buy it...

I wish i was a wizard...
 
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Granted, and you're the resident wizard in the Land of Oz

I wish Lord British would make Ultima X
 
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Granted and thanks to the steroid use, to say it delicately, you know longer have the means to have children.

I wish I had more wishes.
 
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Granted, Everything you have now turn into wishes.
I wish more people get to know 2008 US Presidential candidate Ron Paul and his ideas and philosophy.
 
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Granted, but they don't like what they hear.

I wish for a calculator.
 
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Granted, you get a semi-new abacus fom the middle ages,

I wish I could get money for nothin' and chicks for free.
 
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Granted. but Bill Clinton has you "removed" for muscling in on his territory.

I wish I could invent a weight loss drug that worked so I could be a gazillionaire.
 
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Granted, but you can't stop losing weight once you've started, so now everybody looks like Paris Hilton.

I wish for an abacus
 
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