Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, but it only has one bead.

I wish I could understand the secrets of existence.
 
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Granted, but then you don't exist.

I wish for a light.
 
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Granted, but now you are surrounded by dynamites.
I wish people are smarter and wiser.
 
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Granted, now people have stopped talking to you.

I wish that Bioshock didn't require an internet activation requirement.
 
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Granted, but now you get Bioshock only with a contract written in blood -
if you sell the game you'll lose your soul.

I wish my housecleaning is done by friendly spirits.
 
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Granted, but now you have a Haunted House!!

I wish Mondays didn't exist.
 
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Granted, everyday is Friday (Hey, that's not bad!)

I wish for a new avatar.
 
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Granted, you killed yourself with the Guardian in Ultima IX to save the world. Thanks for ending the series! :(

I want my MTV.
 
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Granted, but all MTV plays is Rap now.

I want an OS that is compatible with every game released in the last 20 years.
 
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granted, but you have to update your OS every other day for two hours for the next twenty years.
I wish I can afford to buy my own house.
 
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Granted, but it's just a dog house!!

I wish good food were cheaper to buy!!
 
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granted but you would go broke!

I wish i had a cool girlfriend :D
 
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Granted, her nickname is Ice Maiden!!

I wish TV had more shows like they had back in the 50's :)
 
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Granted, but nobody has a tv anymore.

I wish i could fly
 
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Granted, but you can't stop flying

I wish I find a 8800 GTX thrown on the side of the road
 
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granted. You find it but it is totqlly broken by the hit.

I wish I lived in Italy
 
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Granted, you've got a nice basement apartment in Venice.

I wish the Wild Dogs would behave properly.
 
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Granted, a dingo now has your baby.

I wish I played defense for the Vancouver Canucks and we just won the Stanley Cup.
 
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Now lets be reasonable.
 
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Lucky Day said:
Granted, a dingo now has your baby.

I wish I played defense for the Vancouver Canucks and we just won the Stanley Cup.
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Granted, but because of your success, New Jersey buys the team.

I wish I had a gardener.
 
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