Witcher English translation - you guys miss all the fun.

D: Greetings.
G: Greetings.
D: Yes, I am a dwarf. No, I don't support the Scoia'tael in any form. And yes, i've payed the tax and all the bribes, many times - today in fact.
G: Calm down. I just want to talk.
D: I'll be calm in my grave. Judging optimistically that'll be in no more than a dozen days.
G: I'll try not to miss the funeral.
D: Come see the execution too! I once was dragged to see a hanging of a nonhuman. Loads of fun, i tell you!
G: They don't like nonhumans around here, eh?
D: Not here, nor anywhere in the northern kingdoms. An official in Vezima recently won a commendation for innovation, I heard. Invented gallows especially for dwarves.
G: What's so innovative about that?
D: Nothing! But think of all the saved resources! With the production rate going in hundreds, they can save a lot of wood to make other useful goods, like say.. toy swords for the children.
G: I want to ask you something.

D: What?
[G]: I want to talk about weapons.
D: I'm not a weaponry speciallist, though i can forge swords. Bring me three metal ores and I'll forge you an exellent steel sword.
[G]: I'll look around for ores.
D: One more thing. I really need gold. So for 35 orins I can sell you an exellent sword grease. It's not exactly legal, or widespread, but.. well...
[G]: I'm not interested.

D: What?
[G]: Why do locals persecute nonhumans?
D: Well why does a dick love a pussy? It's the natural order of all things! Humans have always been hostile towards dwarves and elves. I am not to decide who's fault was that in the first place.
G: I don't understand.
D: Then go figure it out by yourself. Or have a chat with that fucker Brog. I don't discuss those topics with strangers.
G: Allrigt.

D: What?
[G]: Tell me about the Scoia'tael.
D: Scoia'tael is an elven word - in your language: squirrels. They have squirrel tails dangling from their hats. They're fighters for the rights of nonhumans - in your language: terrorists and scoundrels.
[G]: Do you have contacts with the Squirrels?
D: Fuck off, you insinuator!

A. Don't make me laugh, Geralt. Simplicity suits you like a fist fits a nose, and sentimentality suits you even less. You can't deny that. You're too smart. Apart from that, who do you want to defend? Folest? A monarch who has more sins on his conscience than Phed has long words in his vocabulary?
B. Don't make me laugh, Geralt. Simplicity suits you like a fist in a nose and sentimentality suits you even less. You can't deny that. You're too smart. Besides, who do you want to defend? Foltest? A monarch with more sins on his conscience than Professor has long words in his vocabulary
C. Who are you fighting for? Foltest? A monarch with more sins on his conscience than Professor has words in his vocabulary?

A. You're right. Mine was a rhetorical question. So if not Foltest, then who? The Lodge of Sorceresses? You know nothing about it. You may be sleeping with Merigold, but you have no idea what those bitches are capable of. I can tell you they had quite a bit of influence on the postwar treaties. The resettlements, deportations, the unresolved matter of the Scoia'tael and others...
C. If not Foltest, then who? The Lodge of the Sorceresses? You know not what those bitches do to influence postwar treaties. The resettlements, deportations, the unresolved matter of the Scoia'tael, and others...

A. Then he disappeared, just like that. He wandered around that damnable tower. Perhaps he encountered a very powerful monster?
C. Then he disappeared. Perhaps he encountered a powerful monster?

A. Shouldn't answer a question with a question. Saw somebody like you recently. I asked the reverend who it was. Never learned his name, but I know he tried to get in the city.
B. Should never answer a question with another. Saw one like you recently and asked the reverend who it was. Never learned his name, but I know he wished to enter the city.
C. Saw one like you recently and asked the reverend. Never learned his name, but he wished to enter the city.

A. Apart from that, during the war he cared only for his crown, allowing Nilfgaard to plunder and torch the neighboring kingdoms he had made alliances with. Simple people are dying of hunger there to this day. Is he worth fighting for?
B. Furthermore, during the war, he cared only for his crown, allowing Nilfgaard to plunder and torch neighboring allied kingdoms. Simple people are dying of hunger there to this day. Is he worth fighting for?
C. Furthermore, during the war, he allowed Nilfgaard to plunder and torch neighboring allied kingdoms.

A. I see you don't learn from your mistakes. But that's not determination, that's just stupidity. Want me to surprise you? Fine. Remember the magic book from the Tower in the swamp? Observe some useful spells you gave me...
C. Remember the magic book from the Tower in the swamp? Observe some spells...

A. You, simple? Don't make me laugh, Geralt. But that's meaningless. Nothing will change, except for the fact that there will be one witcher less.
C. Nothing will change, except there'll be one witcher less.

A. The mage's tower? What good is human magic? Fireworks and jugglers' tricks, that's all. I doubt the tower's worth your while. Ask Yaevin, he was interested in that building.
B. The mage's tower? What good is human magic? Fireworks and jugglers' tricks, nothing more. The tower's hardly worth your while. However, ask Yaevinn. He showed interest in that building.
C. What good is human magic? Tricks, nothing more. However, Yaevinn showed interest in that building.

A. Angular houses, dirty streets. The place lacks the beauty that inevitably surrounds my people.
B. Stocky houses, dirty streets. The place lacks the beauty that inevitably surrounds my people.
C. This place lacks the beauty that normally surrounds my people.

A. It chiefly enables conversations over relatively short distances. With some knowledge of magic, one could draw quite a bit of information from it. If the Salamanders were using it to communicate with headquarters, they'll have no problem localizing it...
B. It allows conversations over relatively short distances. The Salamanders may've used it to communicate with headquarters. With some knowledge of magic, one could draw quite a bit of information from it
C. It allows conversations over short distances. With some knowledge of magic, one could draw quite a bit of information from it.

A. Cherry vodka for Dandelion, rose wine for me... and something for you.
C. Cherry vodka, rose wine... and something for you.

A. You see this mess all around? Bandits, monsters, and city hall barely does anything. No one knows where decisions are made or who is responsible.
B. Look around: Bandits, monsters, and.... No one knows who's responsible or where to make decisions. City hall is silent.
C. Look around: Bandits, monsters, and... City hall is silent.

A. True, but the situation now is nothing like Oxenfurt. Ah, college days!
C. This is nothing like Oxenfurt.

A. Tell me, is there a chance I'll recover? Tell me!
B. Tell me, have I the chance to recover? Speak true!
C. Have I a chance to recover?