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Tru dat

Some years ago, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco.

Mensa, as you know, is a national organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher.

Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe .

When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt.

How could they swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand ?

Clearly -- this was a job for Mensa minds.



The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer.

They called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their solution

"Ma'am," they said," we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker."



But before they could finish .......... the waitress interrupted.

"Oh -- sorry about that."

She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them.



There was dead silence at the Mensa table



Reminds me of the Government, solutions would be so simple, but the brilliant minds have to make the situation difficult ....

Just an old Joke from the early 1990's.:lol:

Now I finally understand the US Gov't!!

Well as a US citizen I cant say it's funny when that shirt says the truth.

Don't mean to get political but just look at our next presidential candidates.

Link - http://www.politics1.com/p2016.htm

Socialists? Way too soft and fluffy. Get yourself a bunch of *real* communists over there, then you may play with us.

I'd guess it'll be Rand Paul or Chris Christie vs Hilary?

Have you guys heard of this game? Its called Spermination.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/363460/

Prepare your load with lasers, ion torpedos & heavy armor to withstand the onslaught. Only the toughest will survive to the egg. Even if you don't survive, find & earn deposits for your Sperm Bank to purchase new equipment. If you win, what will your baby gnome look like? Gnomelings come in all shapes, colors & sizes, so don't worry if it looks a little… off. Your bundle of joy will be gestated as a trophy.

Each uterus is procedurally generated & populated with defenses. The deeper you go, the harder it gets!

Game also supports the Oculus Rift, so you can experience the majestic violence first hand!

This is the craziest sperm racing shooter ever devised. Give it a shot!

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Somewhat disturbing idea for a video game no doubt. I just wonder how much money the game developer has made...

Reminds me of a Woody Allen movie!!

This app doesn't work:

http://how-old.net/#



maybe they mean centuries...

Well youngster, if I submitted mine they might say DEAD!!

It said I was 71! Cant handle white hair - my birth certificate says I'm 56

When a clock gets hungry, it goes back four seconds.

That was 2/3 of a pun; PU!!!!

I didnt get it - age must be catching up with me!

It's not your age, just having to live in Melbourne will do that to anyone!!

What the cold affects our speed of thought??

Discover today the latest co-branded Might & Magic extension of the ultimate guitar game experience, Orcksmith: Lords of Metal!

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http://might-and-magic.ubi.com/migh....aspx?c=tcm:154-132920-16&ct=tcm:148-76770-32

( It's old, I know, but I just couldn't resist posting it here ! )