Sheep that believes to be a dog :
http://animaltracks.today.com/_news...-baa-rk-this-sheep-thinks-hes-a-dog?gt1=43001
http://animaltracks.today.com/_news...-baa-rk-this-sheep-thinks-hes-a-dog?gt1=43001
Client: “When I Google ‘Open Sundays’, our company website doesn’t even come up.”
Me: “Why would it?”
Client: “Uh, because we’re open Sundays. Obviously.”
Me: “There are a lot of places that are open on Sunday, though.”
Client: “But I wasn’t looking for those other sites, I was looking for ours. Are you even paying attention!?”
Client: “This silver background on the site… what happened to it!?”
Me: “What do you mean? Nothing happened.”
Client: “It used to be reflective.”
Me: “Uh, no, no.”
Client: “I’m quite sure.”
Me: “That’s impossible.”
Client: “Yes, I distinctly remember seeing my reflection in the background, and thinking ‘well this is cool’.”
Me: “Are you sure it wasn’t just the screen that was reflecting…”
Client: “…Oh, maybe. And it was also 2006…”
Me: “…”
Client: “I was getting high a lot back then.”
Me: “How may I help you today?”
Client: “Yes, I can’t seem to move my mouse at all, or do anything. I wanted to send some email invitations!”
Me: “Well, it’s probably nothing major. Your computer is probably frozen.”
Client: “No!”
Me: “Well, bear with me—”
Client: “That’s the same thing my son said when I called him about it. I’ve had the heat roaring in the house ever since, and I still can’t get to my email!”
I have a client who doesn’t like to spell out “follow-up.”
“Has this been completed? F/U. Also, saw some preliminary designs - F/U to that too.”
Anyone interested in Gothic ?
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