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I've been thinking. My mother used to say all the time to my siblings and me, "I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it." But when a mother actually does it, everyone throws her right under the bus. No one ever asks, "I wonder what her kids did to deserve that?"
A father in one of the hillbilly states just killed his family and himself recently (allegedly). Everyone is asking, "How could he do such a thing?" Well, first off we can all assume the wife deserved it. Well, at least those of us with wives. Second off, my guess is after a hard week of work he was trying to just take a nice 10 minute shit in piece while reading Shogun again and without being bothered. Is that so much to ask for? Just 10 minutes in the bathroom without being assaulted by these little useless, bloodsucking, ungrateful cretins? 10 bleepity bleep minutes (sorry for the bleeps but I was informed swearing is not tolerated in these parts of the internet). He worked all week like a bleeping Hebrew on the pyramids with extreme pressure from every angle and all you did was go to school and learn ridiculous nonsense like circles and colors because you're a stupid little idiot child with no responsibilities and you seem to be too lazy to use the upstairs bathroom or wait 10 minutes for him to get out of the bathroom to ask your stupid nonsense question.
When looked at from that perspective its hard not to ask how he went so long without doing it, instead of how could he do it.
And no, I do not want to kill my children. I have spent way too much money on them and put up with too much nonsense from them to flush it all down the toilet on momentary gratification. As usually, I forgive but don't forget and when they least expect it I am going to embarrass them in front of their friends.
Hell, I've been thinking of streaking around their schools (in my underwear, but only underwear) which would have the dual benefit of embarrassing them and banning me from crap like plays, PTA meetings, parent teacher conferences, etc. Win-win for me. But, I am too chicken to actually do it. But I will get them. I have earned a peaceful poop damnit. They will pay. Oh, they will pay.
A father in one of the hillbilly states just killed his family and himself recently (allegedly). Everyone is asking, "How could he do such a thing?" Well, first off we can all assume the wife deserved it. Well, at least those of us with wives. Second off, my guess is after a hard week of work he was trying to just take a nice 10 minute shit in piece while reading Shogun again and without being bothered. Is that so much to ask for? Just 10 minutes in the bathroom without being assaulted by these little useless, bloodsucking, ungrateful cretins? 10 bleepity bleep minutes (sorry for the bleeps but I was informed swearing is not tolerated in these parts of the internet). He worked all week like a bleeping Hebrew on the pyramids with extreme pressure from every angle and all you did was go to school and learn ridiculous nonsense like circles and colors because you're a stupid little idiot child with no responsibilities and you seem to be too lazy to use the upstairs bathroom or wait 10 minutes for him to get out of the bathroom to ask your stupid nonsense question.
When looked at from that perspective its hard not to ask how he went so long without doing it, instead of how could he do it.
And no, I do not want to kill my children. I have spent way too much money on them and put up with too much nonsense from them to flush it all down the toilet on momentary gratification. As usually, I forgive but don't forget and when they least expect it I am going to embarrass them in front of their friends.
Hell, I've been thinking of streaking around their schools (in my underwear, but only underwear) which would have the dual benefit of embarrassing them and banning me from crap like plays, PTA meetings, parent teacher conferences, etc. Win-win for me. But, I am too chicken to actually do it. But I will get them. I have earned a peaceful poop damnit. They will pay. Oh, they will pay.
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