It is an ancient Codexer
And he stoppeth out of boredom.
‘By thy neckbeard and hate-filled eye,
‘Wherefore art thou in the RPG Watch forums?’

‘This place is gentle, and moderated,
As thou canst plainly see,
Thy racism shall not be tolerated,
Nor discussions of trannies.’

He holds him with his skinny hand,
‘There was a prestigious magazine,’ quoth he.
‘Hold off! Unhand me, mouthbreather loon!’
Eftsoons his hand dropped he.

The Watcher gazed upon Off-Topic,
He cannot choose but hear;
And thus spake on that sage old man,
The ancient Codexer.

‘The site was cheered, tho’ David Gaider jeered,
Merrily did we rage,
At Oblivion, at Baldur’s Gate,
At Jeff Vogel and Dragon Age.

But then Skyrim came, and it
Was tyrannous and strong.
It struck many prestigious posters down
And they played it all day long.

The ice was here, the ice was there,
The ice was poorly textured,
And yet the Codex kept on playing,
No matter how hard VD lectured.

At length did come Age of Decadence,
Through the decline it came.
As though it had been a Christian soul,
We hailed it in Avellone’s name.

‘Continue your tale, ancient Codexer-
Why dost thou show such reticence?’
‘With my bow, as if ‘twere a mole,
I popped Age of Decadence.’
 
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CODEX!!

Again, a sad day in the history of our :monocle: website has dawned upon us.

Does anyone have contact with DU? I wonder what blew up this time around. If they are moving the server or upgrading (as they promised) he could have warned us.

I fear something more sinister is at play here.
 
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as far as things go i almost had a panic attack. some would call it a stroke. regardless fairness will result in the erosion of cognitivity. never will i be up this late again.

belief will always exist. in everything really. we will always be subject to some manipulation. you can't have a love for something it seems anymore.

night night.
 
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Hey Pete, I hear RPGCodex is down again.

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RPGCodex? What's that? *looks puzzled*

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Well, you know, iloveoblivion.com.

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Eh it's okay, man, Oblivion is a thing of the past anyway now that Skyrim is out.

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Yeah. High time we referred to RPGCodex as iloveskyrim.com.

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So true, man.
 
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Hey Pete, I hear RPGCodex is down again.

RPGCodex? What's that? *looks puzzled*

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Well, you know, iloveoblivion.com.

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Eh it's okay, man, Oblivion is a thing of the past anyway now that Skyrim is out.

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Yeah. High time we referred to RPGCodex as iloveskyrim.com.

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So true, man.
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I'm pretty sure if anyone is a nigger here, it's you, fatlips.
 
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I'm pretty sure if anyone is a nigger here, it's you, fatlips.

I wouldn't be so sure if I was you but since I am not I would like to encourage you to keep believing.
 
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Internal Server Error: The Website
 
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oh, wow, an evening without having to retardo shitty andhaira threads.
gotta enjoy the time until codex withdrawal kicks in.

edit: so much for that...
 
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