Dusty Springfield:
Dick Van Dyke:
Marcel Achard:
Samuel Butler:
David Niven:
Edgar Watson Howe:
Oliver Herford:
I used so much hairspray that I feel personally responsible for global warming.
Dick Van Dyke:
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
Marcel Achard:
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
Samuel Butler:
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
David Niven:
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
Edgar Watson Howe:
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
Oliver Herford:
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.