Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, but now you have forgotten your native language while at a convention looking for the bathroom.

I wish I could finish one of the games I am currently playing.

granted you can, but the end is so afwul you loose all interest in gaming what so ever

I wish I didn't had to learn for my exams, that if I read it I would know it and didn't forget other stuff or my head explodes of knowledge.
try and corrupt this one

Granted, but you loose all of your deductive reasoning abilities and turn into a walking database.

I wish the Language=FinalEnglish_Long tweak in The Witcher worked.

Granted! but you can't figure out how to install it!!

I wish I could understand what the fuss about Primus is all about???
Seriously, I wish I could...