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July 7th, 2008, 12:07
Seriously, the way to a woman's heart is cleaning and cooking, not an elephant willy warmer and a six pack of beer.
Although if my man came home and started doing everything, and with such a positive attiude, I would know something was seriously wrong and suspect he was a doppleganger (or had had an affair or something bad- which he wouldn't do so it must be a doppleganger).

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

When I have had a bad day, I only have to think of chicken cat and I can put my problems in perspective
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July 7th, 2008, 14:28
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Seriously, the way to a woman's heart is cleaning and cooking, not an elephant willy warmer and a six pack of beer.
Although if my man came home and started doing everything, and with such a positive attiude, I would know something was seriously wrong and suspect he was a doppleganger (or had had an affair or something bad- which he wouldn't do so it must be a doppleganger).
That's why I said: horrible -> If I do something like cooking, I'm pretty sure a woman will like it. (I'm not a chef, but I know how to cook with and without a book). Cleaning jobs should just be divided between a man and a woman, not one doing it all.
To all women: If a man does all that stuff, something is wrong. Either it means he will do it all this one time and you can do it every time or it means that he really did something bad and tries to make up.

enough serious posting in this thread:

Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat.

When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War … Could you help me?"

"Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years.

The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.

When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively — "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension."

so very, very tired (Star Trek XI quote according to the Simpsons)
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July 8th, 2008, 08:53
Very simple misunderstanding but I found it funny.
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Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

When I have had a bad day, I only have to think of chicken cat and I can put my problems in perspective
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July 8th, 2008, 12:35
Great one, Kayla, great one.

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July 8th, 2008, 13:17
I like these…
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Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

When I have had a bad day, I only have to think of chicken cat and I can put my problems in perspective
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July 8th, 2008, 15:11
That first cat looks so much like mine. But when I make her sit like that, she immediately turns around. Cats just don't like that pose. (and evil me likes to put her like that )

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July 9th, 2008, 08:13
Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Not the woman at the end!
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Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

When I have had a bad day, I only have to think of chicken cat and I can put my problems in perspective
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July 9th, 2008, 08:17
ow my god :d how stupid can you be. Everybody knows there is nothing bigger than a peanut
What is a kettie?

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July 9th, 2008, 08:50
A catapult (apparently. Thank you google).

Silly, silly woman. I agree a peanut is the answer. That's like if you're in California and someone asks "which is closer New York or the moon?" Obviously it's the moon, you can't see NY from California.
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Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

When I have had a bad day, I only have to think of chicken cat and I can put my problems in perspective
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July 9th, 2008, 11:06
those cats pictures are so funny :d
but can anyone tell me what a kettie is?
oops forget it I misred it is a kettle
stupid me :d

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July 9th, 2008, 11:11
really got to try this game, really addicting + you'll see britney naked (but only if your good)
and the comments that she gives are amazing

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July 9th, 2008, 11:16
@titus… a kettie is a catapult- it is a thing. It exists.

What is your post regarding Britney Spears about? Did I miss something?

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

When I have had a bad day, I only have to think of chicken cat and I can put my problems in perspective
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July 9th, 2008, 13:22
how far did you get with the game? just keep trying untill you win

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July 9th, 2008, 13:30
I really have missed something.

@ titus. What game are you talking about? Have you consumed a large amount of red cordial? Please answer my simple question as I am perplexed.

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July 9th, 2008, 14:06
sorry my mistake I forgot the link to it
here it is
http://www.xtc.hu/riverpsyde/Stupid/britney.swf

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July 9th, 2008, 14:11
I Can Haz Cheezburger is a hilarious website. I don't think I've ever visited a website that gets me laughing as much as I do when I visit this one. Those kittehs…

My post about it in a different thread.

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July 9th, 2008, 14:27
@ Asbjoern. Most of the other pictures I have are too rude. I have to be satisfied posting kitties.

I love lolcats.

@titus. Thanks for that. I thought I had completely lost it and I was just missing something that was really obvious.

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July 9th, 2008, 20:40
Math time:

Theorem: 3=4
Proof:

Suppose:
a + b = c

This can also be written as:
4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c

After reorganizing:
4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c

Take the constants out of the brackets:
4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)

Remove the same term left and right:
4 = 3

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July 10th, 2008, 00:55
Unfortunately, dividing by zero (which a+b-c would equal), is undefined and therefore not possible!! Next!!

If God said it, then that settles it!!

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July 10th, 2008, 01:34
Originally Posted by Kayla View Post
Although if my man came home and started doing everything, and with such a positive attiude, I would know something was seriously wrong and suspect he was a doppleganger
In that vein, here's a classic: What men are really thinking.

"Mystery is important. To know everything, to know the whole truth, is dull. There is no magic in that. Magic is not knowing, magic is wondering about what and how and where." ~ Cortez, from The Longest Journey
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