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August 4th, 2010, 23:10
Like all married men, he's just a beaten-down husk patiently waiting for the blessed silence that death will bring.

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August 5th, 2010, 05:24
He needs to get a bit more proactive and find that silence a bit fast. Just MHO.

Bart and Corwin should just admit that when it gets down to it, I will have the final say.
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August 5th, 2010, 08:29
Who, me or the husband??!! (And don't say both!!!!)

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August 5th, 2010, 09:24
Well, as long as she's no more successful than Wild E Coyote she can try all she want to knock off her Road Runner husband

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August 5th, 2010, 14:08
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He needs to get a bit more proactive and find that silence a bit fast. Just MHO.
Because, like all married women, she's patiently waiting for the life insurance check to clear so she can go get the upgraded model she's earned five times over.

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August 6th, 2010, 00:01
Honestly, my patience is growing thin for ALL those on my LIST!

But I have more the skills of a well versed gamer then Wild E. Not that I own a rapier or long sword.

Once that check does clear I may be renting out a new model for a test drive, but I will never buy again.

Bart and Corwin should just admit that when it gets down to it, I will have the final say.
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August 6th, 2010, 00:46
I hear rents are going up!!

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August 6th, 2010, 07:25
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True, but when I set it to black it didn't display in the Dark, which all 'real' rpg players use!!
FYI: I just switched to black.

But here is somethig I made up (and I find it funny! Hah!):

Rumours has it Apple have bought Intel. As a result, Intel will change it's name from "Intel" to "iNtel".

Other applified thiNgs out there?

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August 15th, 2010, 22:45


Grandma why.

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August 17th, 2010, 22:55
Worth a chuckle.
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August 27th, 2010, 13:01
From an Australian (!) site: book rental service?

There is of course also this one: Beauty is nothing without brains, but I guess you've seen it, it's fairly old.

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August 28th, 2010, 19:45
This goes out to all you P&P player who has ever been in a great battle with a hellish best. You're slugging it out. Using your best tactics and skills to get the upper hand and then some kill stealing bitch (ranger) kills it in one turn……

This video is called "The D&D Freak Out" Enjoy the sheer hatred in this video. I'm sure it'll bring back a lot of memories for all you P&P fans out there. Especially the ones who hate rangers with a deep seeded passion

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I'm still just a rat in a cage.
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September 12th, 2010, 05:16
This was just too good not to share. It's very short, but definitely funny.

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September 19th, 2010, 19:42
Read the headline. Carefully.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/09/13/surrey_club/

“ Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction.“ (E.F.Schumacher, Economist, Source)
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October 12th, 2010, 15:19
I knew it!

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October 12th, 2010, 17:31
I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Are those guys serious? And if so how do we beat on them?

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October 12th, 2010, 18:39
No, The Onion is not a serious newspaper.

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October 13th, 2010, 15:08
I always knew those ivory tower types were up to something…

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October 14th, 2010, 15:23
I know it's fake. Not a good joke if someone doesn't appear to fall for it.

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November 4th, 2010, 14:55
How does this thread fall so far down the page? C'mon people!

Let's hear it for women over 50!

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera of in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

For all those man who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? It's not worth buying the entire pig just to get a little sausage.

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