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December 3rd, 2013, 00:56
Nobody sleeps when I preach!!!!

If God said it, then that settles it!!

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December 3rd, 2013, 01:19
Where is the evidence for that claim?
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December 6th, 2013, 11:26
Since we're now (OK, only Magnus Carlsen) world champions of chess:



pibbur who will remain a (not very good) world champion wannabe

d++a58e++TU4567'!S'!89!AW!ML!uC++++u+++uF+++nR——nS ++++wC—-o++++wS——uLB++++
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December 7th, 2013, 12:11
Found in another forum, titled "would you come out and play with us ?" https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-0…98389588_n.jpg

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December 8th, 2013, 18:20
video game developer developer getting married….

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti…se-guests.html
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December 13th, 2013, 02:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw

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December 19th, 2013, 18:38
Wookiepedia in Wookie-language : http://wookieepedia.org/w/Main_Page

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December 26th, 2013, 13:01
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

… She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started…

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I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started…..

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started…

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making beer.. Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started…

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back;
now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started…

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started……

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me

for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets

and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that

I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped
your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'

And then the fight started…

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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And then the fight started……..

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I rear-ended a car this morning…the start of a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started.

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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as a Christmas gift…

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.
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December 27th, 2013, 00:38
There's a few choice ones in that collection!!

If God said it, then that settles it!!

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December 29th, 2013, 18:36
Those made me laugh!

Bart and Corwin should just admit that when it gets down to it, I will have the final say.
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December 29th, 2013, 20:08
Better than just a smile then :-)
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January 14th, 2014, 23:36
Three years later I still laugh at this article. It's called "5 Ways to Tell You're Getting Too Old for Video Games". Remember it's a parody so don't take it serious.

Link- http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-t…d-video-games/
We tend to be very critical of the video game industry here at Cracked, and damn it, the industry deserves it. They charge more per-copy of their product than any home entertainment medium, and are always looking to squeeze us for more. If they don't like being held to a high standard, tough shit.

But … a lot of the bitching I hear about games (some of which I hear out of my own mouth) isn't really about the games. It's about us, and the fact that once you hit a certain age, you're no longer the target audience game makers have in mind. Here are some signs that, sadly, you might be outgrowing your favorite hobby.

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January 15th, 2014, 18:13
Reposted.

“ Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction.“ (E.F.Schumacher, Economist, Source)
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January 18th, 2014, 06:33
I have one that will make a few laugh. It's a movie called how to explain your farts.



Link- http://videosift.com/video/How-To-Explain-Your-Farts

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January 24th, 2014, 19:05
The perfect cloaking device, applied (found via another forum) : http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/73…d07a979c11.jpg

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January 24th, 2014, 19:50
Texts from a dog. Priceless!



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January 24th, 2014, 19:57
Those were very good, Z.

Sorry. No pearls of wisdom in this oyster.
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January 24th, 2014, 20:08
Yup! That was funny :-)
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January 31st, 2014, 22:07
I just thought, I should share this with you guys, since it brought me so much joy by the way now I also know my costume for the next after ski party

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February 1st, 2014, 00:20
That stuff is traditional Bavarian or/and Austrian clothing. People only wear this nowadays to explicite4ly show that they are from Bavaria, Austria, or where this is traditionally worn.

Like with traditional clothes, you can find people wearing this as everyday clothing in Bavaria, too, don't know about Austria. In Munich I have seen it, when I was there, last November.

And as such, with traditional clothing in general, the "fun" escapes me.

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