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August 22nd, 2014, 16:13
Kickstarters …
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August 27th, 2014, 11:39
I think these are funny…
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August 27th, 2014, 13:45
Yeah they are
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August 27th, 2014, 15:38
hehe Those 3 comics got a chuckle out of me.
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August 28th, 2014, 00:05
I especially liked the last one, but that could be because of my age!!

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August 28th, 2014, 02:55


If you follow the image to its source — beware! The strip is often very NSFW.

"But if it's a battle," he said, "Which side is which?"
"If it's a battle," said Lilac.
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August 28th, 2014, 18:05
Here's a shorty :

How I learned to mind my own business

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day and all the patients were shouting:
"13…13…13!"

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, then they all started shouting:
"14…14…14!"

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August 31st, 2014, 03:57

.:\\\"I saw Islam as the correct way to live, and I chose to try to live that way."///:.
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.:\\\"I saw Islam as the correct way to live, and I chose to try to live that way."///:.
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September 5th, 2014, 00:34
There's a mom-n-pop store I pass coming home from work that has a sign out front. They've got a long history of putting up a new (generally, very bad) pun each week. The past two have been so silly that they're kinda fun.

-I tried to call the zoo but the lion was busy.
-Thought I'd become a vegetarian but it was a missed steak.

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September 5th, 2014, 01:49
That was 2/3 of a pun, PU!!

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September 5th, 2014, 05:37
Spider dog.
Spider dog.
Does whatever a Spider dog wants.
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September 5th, 2014, 09:18
Not sure if this one, since it has an obvious educational side to it, should be in the science thread, or (cough,cough) TYDNTK. Or one of the P&R threads (but then I wouldn't post it, would I?). Anyhow, here's Dylan Moran:



It's all part of his Like, Totally show where he also has a few things to say about americans.

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EDIT: Some of you may have noticed that this very post for a very short time appeared on the currently listening thread, where it didn't belong, until pibbur learned the error of his ways and brutally killed it, resurrecting it here where it probably belongs. Assuming this is the daily smile thread.

EDIT2: It is.

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September 5th, 2014, 09:23
He's great:

On the English and the Germans

… and I don't speak like a typewriter

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September 5th, 2014, 09:43
He is.

And I just discoveredd that all the Black Books episodes are available on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDCZm…OzOjCLyJ_ybAw-

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September 5th, 2014, 10:40
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pibbur who thinks German is like Reverse Polish Notation (postfix), all the operators come at the end of their sentences.
I wrote my thesis at university about

Automatische Auswertung und Differentiation von Funktionen in umgekehrt polnischer Notation
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Automatic calculation and differentiation of functions in Reverse Polish Notation

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September 5th, 2014, 10:53
Ahhh!

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September 7th, 2014, 16:58
There, go to the table : http://www.sisoftware.co.uk/?d=qa&f=misc&l=de&a=

Besides, I never understood why it had to be the reverse Polish notation ? A normal one wasn't sufficient enough or what ?

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September 7th, 2014, 19:47
@Alrik
Normal algebraic notation (Good to read for humans):
(1+2)*(4-3)/5

Problem: you have parentheses in it that need to be evaluated first, you can't work from left to right (computers like to work linear).
New rule: We work with a list and a FIFO-stack:
Write the operator down when you have all operands:
1 2 + 4 3 - * 5 /

-> no more parentheses and you can evaluate it from left to right:

1 Operand -> Stack 1
2 Operand -> Stack 1|2
+ Operator -> 1+2=3 Stack 3
4 Operand -> Stack 3|4
3 Operand -> Stack 3|4|3
- Operator -> 4-3=1 Stack 3|1
* Operator -> 3*1=3 Stack 3
5 Operand -> Stack 3|5
/ Operator -> 3/5=0.6 Stack 0.6
END -> Result=0.6

I'm an expert

PS:
Polish Notation:
Write the operator before the operands is simply not so useful.

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September 7th, 2014, 20:30
I just don't like the term itself, not the way it was made up.

It's like "inverse French cooking".

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