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April 4th, 2011, 18:06
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April 7th, 2011, 01:05
12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned
True Christians only touch a Harry Potter book when they are throwing it onto a fire.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21782

The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
I know these sick books and animations are not in wider attentions in America, but because of recent events you should know little about them. Moomins are mainly curse of Finland (where they have turned children to Satan for nearly 70 years) and northern Europe but as they are really depraved it is really not a surprise that they have (especially animated series) drawn attention of the Japs.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=61771

Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!
Angry Birds is a Finnish "game" which originated on Steve Jobs' gayPhone. It is now spreading like a cancer to other devices. Never in my 50 years on the web have I met such horror. There can be no doubt that everyone who plays Angry Birds will end up in Hell! Thanks go to Brother John Creeser for bringing this great horror to my attention.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=57335

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April 7th, 2011, 03:20
Nice finds Zakhal, that will keep me laughing for a while

Heres a nice gem from a reply post in the first link:

"It's almost impossible to find a book that can compete with those PlayStation games, but Harry Potter has done it," said Gulfport (MS) Middle School principal Frank Grieg. "I have this one student in the fifth grade who'd never read a book before in his life. Now he's read Sorcerer's Stone, Prisoner Of Azkaban, Chamber Of Secrets, Goblet Of Fire, The Seven Scrolls Of The Black Rose, The Necronomicon, The Satanic Bible, The Origin Of Species—you name it."

Where do you find the Necronomicon these days anyway? It's always checked out at the library

Edit: good lord, these people are messed up. Racism, enforced segregation, I even found a bit suggesting that cripples were "unsaved" and not welcome. Pureblood white Americans are the only people of the lord as far as they seem to be concerned.

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April 7th, 2011, 03:30
Too funny! Thanks, zakhal!
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April 7th, 2011, 12:01
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Where do you find the Necronomicon these days anyway? It's always checked out at the library.

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April 7th, 2011, 16:28
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12 reasons Harry Potter should [and so on…]
Don't forget to hover over the user's medals! Really shows what kind of crowd hangs out there.

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April 7th, 2011, 19:56
More budget-related fun:

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April 8th, 2011, 16:29
Decent batch this week.

Really liked this one a lot, even if it's a little uncomfortable to agree with it:


Another dig on my side (although I don't really support the social cons), but it's so true. edit- the jobs part, not the plague part, just to clarify


Colonel Quack just keeps hanging on.

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April 8th, 2011, 16:38
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Don't forget to hover over the user's medals! Really shows what kind of crowd hangs out there.

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Wow! "Flat earth", "Tell her once" signified by a shaking fist, "Punched the most queers", that thread starter seems to be such a nice and agreeable person

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April 10th, 2011, 20:28
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Wow! "Flat earth", "Tell her once" signified by a shaking fist, "Punched the most queers", that thread starter seems to be such a nice and agreeable person
Well, hate to break it to you, but it's a troll site. So nobody there is for real.

Still, those medals added a nice touch to the whole thing.

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Another dig on my side (although I don't really support the social cons), but it's so true. edit- the jobs part, not the plague part, just to clarify
Nice. They totally fail to see the *real* problem.

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April 25th, 2011, 15:25
2 weeks worth, and it's a bumper crop! Have to break it into two posts, even!









I particularly like the turnabout on this one.



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April 25th, 2011, 15:25
Boy, we are hurting for legit candidates.


And this week's Grand Champion!

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April 25th, 2011, 16:21
I liked the Donald!

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April 25th, 2011, 16:49
The Newt FTW!
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April 25th, 2011, 20:35
How about the Michelle on a guy—the Wayne Newton look?

With the choices we've got so far, I'm kinda thinking the elephant should stick with what it's got. Should play well with the 18-25 year old demographic. Might get the Jackie Brown angle and cut into Barack's minority block…

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April 25th, 2011, 20:37
You know you're in bad shape when you're praying that the MILF factor will bring it home.

*EDIT* Not that I'm saying that the election of Barack Obama was necessarily any better. The Presidential election, sadly, is little more than the political version of American Idol…with less audience participation…and more at stake.
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April 25th, 2011, 22:38
I'm not sure I get what's going on, here. But the important question is: Do I want to know?

*ponders*

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April 27th, 2011, 17:57
About Donald Trump's birther claims.

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