Political and politically incorrect humor

Best of a bad crop from Time, Thrasher will probably appreciate this one more than I did:


Varvel had a decent one:

Is that Clinton in the second picture ?

Yep. His "endorsement" for Barack didn't quite go as planned.

Seems Obama is in a bad position lately. Intelligence leaks and bad endorsements near re-election time.

Republicans are having a good time trying to ruin him on the news due to all this.

Romney is still misquoting Obama out of context about the economy. The guy is so disingenuous he makes me literally sick.

Gun Shot to the Head

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car.He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange.He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.

Well you know those Pillsbury biscuit canisters are a public menace. They should all be banned from grocery stores. Come on nanny state do your job again.

Haha! Too much time in the sun.

Maybe that explains Californians.

And, in the spirit of balance,

Quite funny.

Ralphie May - Just Correct

Pretty weak week from Time, so how about a little bonus Varvel:

Nice. The outcrier instantly reminds me of one of the henchmen of the Sherriff of Nottingham from Walt Disney's "Robin Hood".

Is what Mitt's saying a Terry Prachett-reference (I'm thinking of Men at Arms)?

άbereil

Offerings from Time—lots of ObamaCare stuff, as expected:






And a final one, just for my buddy Thrasher:

And another parting gift for Thrasher:

I liked these ones