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June 11th, 2012, 14:53
Best of a bad crop from Time, Thrasher will probably appreciate this one more than I did:


Varvel had a decent one:

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June 11th, 2012, 16:01
Is that Clinton in the second picture ?

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June 11th, 2012, 16:09
Yep. His "endorsement" for Barack didn't quite go as planned.

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“ Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction.“ (E.F.Schumacher, Economist, Source)
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June 11th, 2012, 17:43
Seems Obama is in a bad position lately. Intelligence leaks and bad endorsements near re-election time.

Republicans are having a good time trying to ruin him on the news due to all this.

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June 11th, 2012, 19:31
Romney is still misquoting Obama out of context about the economy. The guy is so disingenuous he makes me literally sick.
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June 11th, 2012, 20:07
Gun Shot to the Head

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car.He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange.He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.

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June 11th, 2012, 20:12
Well you know those Pillsbury biscuit canisters are a public menace. They should all be banned from grocery stores. Come on nanny state do your job again.

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June 11th, 2012, 20:32
Haha! Too much time in the sun.
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June 11th, 2012, 20:39
Maybe that explains Californians.
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June 18th, 2012, 14:14




And, in the spirit of balance,

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June 18th, 2012, 15:07
Quite funny.
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June 18th, 2012, 19:17
Ralphie May - Just Correct

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June 25th, 2012, 15:49




Pretty weak week from Time, so how about a little bonus Varvel:

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June 25th, 2012, 19:45
Nice. The outcrier instantly reminds me of one of the henchmen of the Sherriff of Nottingham from Walt Disney's "Robin Hood".

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June 25th, 2012, 21:00
Is what Mitt's saying a Terry Prachett-reference (I'm thinking of Men at Arms)?

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June 30th, 2012, 14:48
Offerings from Time—lots of ObamaCare stuff, as expected:






And a final one, just for my buddy Thrasher:

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July 10th, 2012, 15:07


And another parting gift for Thrasher:

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July 10th, 2012, 16:21
I liked these ones
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