Morrowind - Diary, Day 3 @ RPS
Fort Stupid is the next entry in Alec Meer's Morrowind diary at Rock, Paper, Shotgun:
A note to anyone thinking of building a fort: do not build a fort with easy hillside access. It kind of defeats the point.
Being able to jump onto the battlements of a fort from a gentle nearby slope means said fort is not really a fort. If I ever encounter its architect, I’m totally going to pickpocket him and leave a bunch of bat wings and crab meat in his trousers to teach him a lesson.
Platform: PC, Xbox