Eurovision Song contest 2019

[Eye]

Yup. It is here again.
Who’ll be watching it? (Apart from me)

 

[skally_wag]

Me too.

 

[Eye]

Great!

I like Malta. Glad she made it to the final.
Russia is good too. And the Netherlands.

Who’s your favourite?

 

[Ripper]

I'm convinced the Eurovision is run by aliens, attempting to imitate the humans and their popular music.

 

[Ripper]

Iceland FTW!

Flawless victory!

 

[Eye]

Yeah, my guy thought they were worth douze points as well…

 

[skally_wag]

Netherlands nailed it for me.

 

[Ripper]

"Hallelujah".

 

[Eye]

Norway would have had a chance of winning if those two ordinary voices would have left it to that one guy who apparently has big balls seeing how wide his legs are.

 

[Ripper]

Bollock-size notwithstanding, they were pretty shit.

 

[Eye]

San Marino, they were shit.
And Slovenia. The couple with a guy and an emotionless girl.

No really crazy performers this year. Pity. (Iceland is not weird enough to my liking).

 

[Ripper]

The balance seems typical - 80% abysmal, 15% hilarious, and 5% almost approaching an acceptable song.

 

[Pongo]

This is a dreadful version of like a prayer…

Edit: what fresh madness is this

 

[Eye]

The balance seems typical - 80% abysmal

Hahaha, abysmal, indeed!
80%, you are sure it isn’t a bit higher? 95% or so?

 

[Eye]

Zero points for Madonna! She can not sing.

 

[Ripper]

This is a dreadful version of like a prayer…

Edit: what fresh madness is this

It's perfect.

 

[Eye]

Did you notice the audience? All staring at their phones?

 

[Pongo]

Glad that's over with. Back to the main event!

 

[Eye]

It's perfect.

Fits right in the abysmal.

 

[Ripper]

I swear these people don't exist in real life.