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March 14th, 2007, 05:21
I think someone needs a short test of my pitchfork. Once more you make it to list Bart.

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called:
The United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These CAROLINA boys will be dropped off near the hideouts and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhart.

The Pentagon expects terrorism to be over by Friday.
Bart and Corwin should just admit that when it gets down to it, I will have the final say.
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