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During the second world war, two German spies were sent to London to gather valuable intel. To immerse themselves in the local culture they walk into a local pub and walk up to the bar. The first German says to the barman in an impeccable English accent “May I have two Martinis please?” “Dry?” asked the barman. The German replied, holding up two fingers. “Nein! Zwei!”
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Warning: Geek humour.

I think this one is nice.. If you know a little bit about quarks.

It's from xqcd, a bar scene (part of https://xkcd.com/474/?):
- "So, you're up for a charming stranger?"
- "Depends. Top or bottom?"
- "Hey, I haven't even bought you a drink.
- "Barkeep: Two whiskey sours. Straight down!"

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Another, (sadly?) not particular geeky XKCD, with some truth in it:

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Warning: Geek humour.

I think this one is nice.. If you know a little bit about quarks.

It's from xqcd, a bar scene (part of https://xkcd.com/474/?):
- "So, you're up for a charming stranger?"
- "Depends. Top or bottom?"
- "Hey, I haven't even bought you a drink.
- "Barkeep: Two whiskey sours. Straight down!"

pibbur who wonders if he should start an only-funny-if-you-are-very-geeky humour thread, or just provide his jokes with a warning.
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Shaken or stirred ?
 
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Alrik Fassbauer said:
Shaken or stirred ?
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On the rocks.

There are six quarks: Up and Down which are the ones building protons and neutrons. In addition we have Top, Bottom, Charm and Strange (where do they get those names from?). The joke quite elegantly (in my opinion) contains the name of all of them, which I find amusing.

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