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Made this up the other day :

The Ctulhu Compass :
Fnord
Fnouth
Fnest
Fneast
 
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I wasn't born there and I don't live there, but I was raised a Bucknut so I'm afraid I'll have to represent, as it were. I shall rely on the classics:

Why couldn't Bo Schembeckler eat cereal? He always lost the bowl.

(It should be noted that my dad forced me to apply to Ohio State as a "backup" and I really, truly, did the application in crayon...and was accepted.)
 
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An uncle sent this to me in an email…

*****

What is the meaning of courage?

Is it to fight a bull in a bullring?

Is it to drive a formula 1 car?

Is it to fly a fighter into combat?

Is it to practice free fall parachuting?

Is it bungee jumping or white water rafting?

Is it to gamble your salary on a coin toss?

Is it to insult your boss?


No…



THIS is COURAGE!!!


Courage.jpg


The last picture I have of my dog, Lucky.
 
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I'd like to say that's F'n brilliant, but I can't!! :)
 
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:x:police::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Too good.
 
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:x:police::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:I love that strip.
 
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I've been reading OOTS for years!!
 
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Lots of fun & geekiness inside this thread ! http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=385936 ;)

Imho best replies there :

Dear GotSomeQuestions,
I want to have your babies. Let's make this happen.

Love and Ovulation,
Gawna

Dear Xynot2,
Please stop replying to posts which reference an idea that you have no clue about (read: pretty much every post on the forums, ever). I'm embarassed for you because I know you are incapable of being embarassed for yourself.

Love and Self Moderation,
Gawna
 
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A man left for work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages.
When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife.

After two hours, she stopped nagging and said: 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?' He replied: 'That would be fine with me.'
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results

Thursday, the swelling went down just enough for him to see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
 
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A penguin walks into a shop and asks the assistant: 'Do you have any grapes?' 'No,' he replies.

The same thing happens the next day and again until finally the assistant replies: 'No, and if you come in asking for grapes again I will nail your flippers to the floor!'

Next day the penguin walks in and asks: 'Got any nails?'
'No,' replies the assistant.
'Got any grapes?' the penguin asks.
 
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Imagine trying to explain your travel itinerary if you visited some of them in a particular order!! :)
 
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