RPG Codex Refugee Thread

So sad.

It is an ancient Codexer
And he stoppeth out of boredom.
‘By thy neckbeard and hate-filled eye,
‘Wherefore art thou in the RPG Watch forums?’

‘This place is gentle, and moderated,
As thou canst plainly see,
Thy racism shall not be tolerated,
Nor discussions of trannies.’

He holds him with his skinny hand,
‘There was a prestigious magazine,’ quoth he.
‘Hold off! Unhand me, mouthbreather loon!’
Eftsoons his hand dropped he.

The Watcher gazed upon Off-Topic,
He cannot choose but hear;
And thus spake on that sage old man,
The ancient Codexer.

‘The site was cheered, tho’ David Gaider jeered,
Merrily did we rage,
At Oblivion, at Baldur’s Gate,
At Jeff Vogel and Dragon Age.

But then Skyrim came, and it
Was tyrannous and strong.
It struck many prestigious posters down
And they played it all day long.

The ice was here, the ice was there,
The ice was poorly textured,
And yet the Codex kept on playing,
No matter how hard VD lectured.

At length did come Age of Decadence,
Through the decline it came.
As though it had been a Christian soul,
We hailed it in Avellone’s name.

‘Continue your tale, ancient Codexer-
Why dost thou show such reticence?’
‘With my bow, as if ‘twere a mole,
I popped Age of Decadence.’

Is the Russian dictatorial regime living its last days?

CODEX!!

Again, a sad day in the history of our :monocle: website has dawned upon us.

Does anyone have contact with DU? I wonder what blew up this time around. If they are moving the server or upgrading (as they promised) he could have warned us.

I fear something more sinister is at play here.

Fair Codexia
Bees flying vertically
Oh gawd it's heavan

as far as things go i almost had a panic attack. some would call it a stroke. regardless fairness will result in the erosion of cognitivity. never will i be up this late again.

belief will always exist. in everything really. we will always be subject to some manipulation. you can't have a love for something it seems anymore.

night night.

Hey Pete, I hear RPGCodex is down again.

RPGCodex? What's that? *looks puzzled*

Well, you know, iloveoblivion.com.

Eh it's okay, man, Oblivion is a thing of the past anyway now that Skyrim is out.

Yeah. High time we referred to RPGCodex as iloveskyrim.com.

So true, man.

Originally Posted by Crooked Bee
Hey Pete, I hear RPGCodex is down again.

RPGCodex? What's that? *looks puzzled*

Well, you know, iloveoblivion.com.

Eh it's okay, man, Oblivion is a thing of the past anyway now that Skyrim is out.

Yeah. High time we referred to RPGCodex as iloveskyrim.com.

So true, man.

Bros, I can't believe I had to register in this shitty forum. I can't even call somebody a nigger here, its like 1984 here.

I'm pretty sure if anyone is a nigger here, it's you, fatlips.

Originally Posted by The Brazilian Slaughter
Bros, I can't believe I had to register in this shitty forum. I can't even call somebody a nigger here, its like 1984 here.

Shut up and do my laundry.

Originally Posted by Glyphwright
I'm pretty sure if anyone is a nigger here, it's you, fatlips.

I wouldn't be so sure if I was you but since I am not I would like to encourage you to keep believing.

Death to RPGCodex!

Originally Posted by Glyphwright
I'm pretty sure if anyone is a nigger here, it's you, fatlips.

Shut up, Goat fucking mountain man!
You don't even post in the gaming forums, you should be banned.

Aaaand it's up! But no update yet!

Internal Server Error: The Website

Originally Posted by Crooked Bee

Whoa! Where can I get those shades? They're the epitome of coolness, for sure! Bono's shades have nothing on Todd's shades.

oh, wow, an evening without having to retardo shitty andhaira threads.
gotta enjoy the time until codex withdrawal kicks in.

edit: so much for that…

Suck my penis SuicideBunny.

i wanna my codex back!