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November 2nd, 2014, 04:17
Originally Posted by crpgnut View Post
What type of cocktails did they serve? Molotav?
Well, "cocktails" is written in red…
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November 2nd, 2014, 04:27
What is the problem with truth in advertising???
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November 6th, 2014, 07:03
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November 6th, 2014, 09:21
Good one, Aubrielle.

pibbur who is the son of parents initially living far apart, who married a woman initially living far from him, and who got 2 daughters which were born far apart (geographically, not temporarily). But who still may be considered a freak by some people.

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November 7th, 2014, 01:38
Rabbits brew their beer with extra hops.
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November 7th, 2014, 01:58
Originally Posted by pibbur who View Post
But who still may be considered a freak by some people.
Oh, I'm fairly sure most people consider me a freak in some way, so you're in good company. xD
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November 8th, 2014, 06:28
A naughty picture from North Korea:


pibbur who assumes many of you have seen it already. And who wonders if the arrangement is intentional (not by mr. Kim) or not.

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November 8th, 2014, 08:02
That smile says it all!!
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November 8th, 2014, 15:56
The lady on the right smiles in a similar way.
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November 8th, 2014, 16:09
When the snail lost his shell, he felt sluggish.
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November 9th, 2014, 00:10
That's 2/3 of a Pun; PU!!
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November 9th, 2014, 12:47
My favourites : 10, 11, 15, 25
Especially 25 ! Since I'm almost deaf on one ear.
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November 9th, 2014, 15:24
Originally Posted by dteowner View Post
When the snail lost his shell, he felt sluggish.
'cause when the slug left the shell, he was nailed.

(groan)
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November 11th, 2014, 20:16
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A naughty picture from North Korea:
I wonder what they're writing on those notebooks
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November 20th, 2014, 17:02
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November 20th, 2014, 17:41
What makes a dead crab float?

Two scoops of ice cream, two scoops of dead crab…
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November 20th, 2014, 18:39
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Robert Young recently stated, “I never, never give…” something to his fans who ask for it. What?

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A hysterectomy.


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Rhonda Fleming.


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His feet.


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Before a cow will give you any milk, she has to have something very important. What?

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An engagement ring.


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According to Robert Mitchum, one thing has ruined more actors than drinking. What?

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Not drinking.


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This is sometimes terribly embarrassing to tall guests.


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It was a long plane ride.


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Three days of steady drinking should do it.


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Where can I get some?


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Who told you about my elephant?


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November 20th, 2014, 19:34
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December 7th, 2014, 10:36
Microsoft's PA for the Windows 8.1 phone is called Cortana? Seriously?

Now I know about Microsoft and HALO and all, but I like my video game references a little more oscure, a little rougher around the edges, and a little more retro. So please, could the next corp that makes a phone PA call it eiter GLaDOS (for the young) or SHODAN (for us old geezers and geezerettes)?

Or, if you want to do me a personal favor, give it a male voice and call it CABAL or EVR.
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December 7th, 2014, 22:49
Personally, I'd love a SHODAN!!
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