Visiting Australia.. possiblity in August need travel advice!

Regarding food, there are foods (like fresh fruit) that can bring plant disease into the country. They don't want that. According to the Border Control programs.

pibbur who maybe ist too obedient

Welcome back

Yes, welcome back.

OTOH, are you sure you didn't bring any of those 72 species of deadly animals gathered together in your bags and grooving?

pibbur

Eh, pibbur, if you need help I know a thing or two when it comes to smuggling illegal contraband (including livestock) to another countries. In Australia, just get their attention and distract them with dingo jokes.

Thanks. Good to know. Now, where do I find dingo jokes?

Pibbur who observes they don't mention this on "Border Control".

They also seem hell-bent on exterminating Johnny Depp's dogs. I take a dim view of this, as you might imagine.

That's OK, the other option was Johnny Depp!!