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June 9th, 2017, 16:04
Originally Posted by Pladio View Post
- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
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SOO creepy
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June 9th, 2017, 18:43
Found in an SWTOR forum user's signature :

The cake is a lie; there are only cookies.
Through cookies I gain weight.
Through weight I gain obesity
And in obesity my chair is broken.
Calories will set me free
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June 10th, 2017, 15:53
Lord Buckethead. Sensible policies for a sensible Britain.
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June 22nd, 2017, 10:02
Originally Posted by Damian View Post
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Thanks, that's brilliant. Can't stop smiling every time I look at it, especially the second picture, it just cracks me up!
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June 22nd, 2017, 20:35
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Thanks, that's brilliant. Can't stop smiling every time I look at it, especially the second picture, it just cracks me up!
You are welcome, I was a little unsure since this thread is mainly about jokes but I posted it because it is a "smile" thread and it certainly made me smile. I'll post more if i find any others like it.
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June 22nd, 2017, 21:40
Perhaps send these pictures to the "Ghost of a Tale" developers ?
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July 4th, 2017, 18:47
Poor guy. Rafael Nadal tries his best but can't help taking a glance at the women and caught on camera.

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July 4th, 2017, 19:18
Maybe she stinks. "Why do you stand so close to me? Eww, yuck."

(He is looking just two times btw, rest is repeat imo. )
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July 4th, 2017, 19:21
Is there some reason he shouldn't look? She's very attractive.

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July 4th, 2017, 19:52
Originally Posted by NewDArt View Post
Is there some reason he shouldn't look? She's very attractive.
Probably not, he is still trying his best to not look however. Which is why it is funny to me.
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July 4th, 2017, 19:54
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Probably not, he is still trying his best to not look however. Which is why it is funny to me.
My question is why the fuck is she standing there in the first place?

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July 4th, 2017, 20:11
This is probably too much conversation about it but I have no idea. It seems that they are supposed to stand there the two other women and during different matches stand there.
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July 4th, 2017, 20:13
Originally Posted by Damian View Post
This is probably too much conversation about it but I have no idea. It seems that they are supposed to stand there the two other women and during different matches stand there.
Sounds about as completely stupid as most sports-related traditions.

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July 9th, 2017, 21:29
Nope, not dealing with this.

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July 10th, 2017, 21:21
Looks almost like Tom & Jerry.
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July 17th, 2017, 21:28
One of Germany's most famous Satire sites now in English ! http://www.the-postillon.com/
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