Dragon Star Varnir

From creators of Neptunia franchise, another game from Nintendo Gameboy got ported to Steam:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1…n_Star_Varnir/

Just like Neptunia it's big boobs breathing simulator and just like Neptunia has horrible K+M controls (aka don't buy if you don't play games with mushrooms). Quoting a review:
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/…ended/1062040/

Imagine being an hour into the game and still not knowing what buttons to press. This isn't a pc game. Its a copy-pasted console game, which may have potential when it gets fixed. Honestly pretty ridiculous that they whack a price tag on this garbage. Do not buy.

Or a feedback with ending sentence I'd write myself:
https://steamcommunity.com/app/10620…9910028454962/

Why hard code controls into the KB+M?
This has to be the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing I've seen a Dev do. We have the option to change the keybinds, yet some of them are hardcoded, so even if you change it around, it won't work.

Example, I changed the D-Pad and L-Stick to be opposite, now the arrows are both D-Pad and L-Stick, because Arrows were hard coded into always being D-Pad. Same with many functions of the keyboard.

How many games do they have to port before their brain starts working and they learn how to allow us to keybind whatever we want wherever we want.

And for all of those that say "Just use a controller 4Head", you guys can go ♥♥♥♥ yourselves.

Lemme +1 that on steam…

The lengthy overview trailer: