RPG Codex Refugee Thread

Dear goodness, I ventured into the News Comments section, to discover that Bioware made Icewind Dale, an hardcore RPG.
Teh horror.
 
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Canus said:
Dammit Bee there was some good talk in there about Greeko-Roman creation myths. Someone has to bring a touch of class to this den of vile ineptitude.
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But you were the only one actually talking about it
 
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Canus said:
Dammit Bee there was some good talk in there about Greeko-Roman creation myths. Someone has to bring a touch of class to this den of vile ineptitude.
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I thought you were trolling him and he was pretending to listen intently rather than acknowledging that his pathetic attempts to downplay the human suffering of WWII made him what he claimed to be protecting us from.
 
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Their only problem is the interface, but you can get used to it pretty fast.
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You are much too hardcore for me, ChiBee.

And there's also the graphics. There's this, like, totally huge difference between looking retro and omg, she's clawing her eyes out! Somebody stop her!
 
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Wicked Witch of Loliland said:
You are much too hardcore for me, ChiBee.

And there's also the graphics. There's this, like, totally huge difference between looking retro and omg, she's clawing her eyes out! Somebody stop her!
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villain of the story said:
This is fresh from DU on e-mail:

I wiped out 5000+ inactive and newfag accounts based on a complex algorithm I put my chinese slave labour cultural friends staying in my sweatshop basement to develop (based on a number of stuff like registration date, postcount, forum stats etc). The immediate performance gain was crazy and might have been part the culprit for a lot of the problems lately. Therefore I've also decided to limit registrations but not decided on how just yet. We'll see how it goes.

I expect a lot of butthurt from the deleted accounts but I still keep a back-up archive so if anyone begs hard enough and provides good enough self-depreciating entertainment, I may just restore them and all their posting history
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Wicked Witch of Loliland said:
And there's also the graphics. There's this, like, totally huge difference between looking retro and omg, she's clawing her eyes out! Somebody stop her!
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O my dearest non-cat witch, I am disappoint. There's NOTHING wrong with PoR's or Ultima IV's graphics. I'd say they look pretty nice.

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Pretty basic, but nothing to claw your eyes out over. Everything is clear and simple and quite easy to make out.

Next you're gonna tell me you can't stand Dark Heart of Uukrul. :(
 
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Crooked Bee said:
O my dearest non-cat witch, I am disappoint. There's NOTHING wrong with PoR's or Ultima IV's graphics. I'd say they look pretty nice.

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Pretty basic, but nothing to claw your eyes out over. Everything is clear and simple and quite easy to make out.

Next you're gonna tell me you can't stand Dark Heart of Uukrul. :(
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*recalls thread where some guy in Gog.com can't even figure out how to start Ultima IV from the main menu, mouse clicks did nothing they said.*

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Gee, those images make all the cute little ethiloids dancing and giggling and singing and trolling each other and, like, doing SNSD coreographies on my stomach dream of going out for a walk.
 
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Just ne discussion about jews, one or two holocaust deniers who aren't even serious and prosper. This thread is utter decline.
 
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The Codex refugee thread is going down the toilet indeed.
 
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I just wouldn't recommend U4 due to the repetitive combat.
PoR, I have no idea. It looks more interesting than U4 to be honest, but I'm not a dungeon crawler sort. :(

I really am scared of dungeons when I was a kid. I remember enjoying U7 exploration so much that I bought Ultima Underworld immediately to fulfill the craving. Only to be thrown into an underground world with no way out... Same with Arena. Making it out of the prison, I just stayed in inns and escort nobles to another city. It was goddamn boring, but less scarier than entering dungeons.

Thankfully, I overcome that in Daggerfall, thanks to tits and the Real Bazenriah. Pre-Internet, those in-game porn was the shit.
 
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