Return of the Daily Smile

If I had time, I'd find and post a link to Tom Lehrers 'New Math' song which would fit that cartoon perfectly!!

Always eager to please.



pibbur who despite being only 50% retired had the time.

pibbur, T-1 (wannabe)

If great scientists had logos:



p(ib^2UxR) who wonders what his logo should be.

Who is that under Newton ? And who is Borlaug ?

Demokrit(os) is the one under Newton. He was an atomist, thus the logo. Norman Borlaug was an agronomist, but I had to google him xD.

Thank you. I know Demokrit, but I can't read Greek.

Alrik Fassbauer said:

Thank you. I know Demokrit, but I can't read Greek.

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If you look closely it says it in Latin script too

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Huh, yes, you are right. Maybe I thought it was the tiny prited stuff we usually see on the back of goods

pibbur who claims he doesn't understand this joke.

PS. I don't believe him,. DS.

pibbur

I really like that subtitle ! :lol:

pibbur who wishes he was sponsored for posting these messages

There are, no surprise, many creative 404 pages. 38 of them are listed here: https://www.creativebloq.com/web-design/best-404-pages-812505

My favourite:


And of course:


If you don't get the first one: shame on you!

pibbur who did get the first one and of course is not pibbur

This is for CM and JM especially!! (Though Pibs might come third)

AS I GET OLDER I REALIZE:

#1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

#2 - I consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit.

#3 - I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

#4 - My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

#6 - I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.

#7 - These days, "on time" is when I get there.

#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

#10 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.

#11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.

#12 - When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.

#13 - Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.

#14 - I thought growing old would take longer

#15 - Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up.

#16 - I still haven't learned to act my age.

@pibbur who;

‎Ce n'est pas une blague

Corwin said:

#1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

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:lol:

I've been living number one for at least the past fifty years. When I don't know the answer straight off, I resolve to query myself later, perhaps after a drink or three. That usually works.

Funny bit with Reg D. Hunter, a black comedian from the South, who moved over here and found his dry sense of humor fit right in.