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December 7th, 2019, 21:50
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December 8th, 2019, 00:32
Ack it is 'realisitic'. Does that mean when I drink from lead lace aquaducts i go brain dead ?

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December 8th, 2019, 00:54
Yeah, uhm… the steam community discussions did not disappoint.
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December 8th, 2019, 01:08
Sales through… trolling? I mean, look at the amount of time people are pouring into the discussion boards: https://steamcommunity.com/app/11989…4325936882604/
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December 8th, 2019, 01:34
Hmm…Jesus Christ the RPG. Would it be destroyed by the press and religious fanatics as usual? Anyway we already know the ending unless you go the alt-history route.

Just for reference I'm talking about a hypothetical RPG version not this one.
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December 9th, 2019, 14:17
If they keep the price as low as Goat Simulator had, it'll be a perfect birthday present to troll people. Which means, it'll sell.
Then it'll get nude and sex mods which will make it bestseller next year.

Note that the same publisher plans to release also:

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December 14th, 2019, 13:07
It's most likely a troll game. Would not surprise me if in the next trailer its Jesus slapping people in the face with a fish.. Making it look like a "serious" Jesus game is at this stage probably the way to go, it will generate more publicity.
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December 14th, 2019, 15:02
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December 17th, 2019, 11:19
Does this have an "evil" path you can take?
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December 17th, 2019, 13:56
You turn pagans by making them get on their knees and feel your salvation all over their face.
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December 17th, 2019, 13:58
They keep to the historical Poland approach. Instabuy.
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December 21st, 2019, 13:52
Interestingly, monks are an ancient Egyptian invention.
That's something no-one realizes (or knows).
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December 21st, 2019, 14:12
Hum. If I am Jesus Christ; who was that impostor that lived a bit over 2000 years ago ?
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I would like to see its representations of Jerusalem, the Roman conquest of Palestine and Jewish society circa 63 AD or around that date, but Archaeology it isn't. I bet they predominantly have white faces. Also you do miracles? Do you have a choice in the miracles you can perform. Because if I could I would go to the Temple of Venus Erycina and make select parts of peoples anatomy larger, you know the various select parts of the human anatomy that people generally select out to adore. Or go to the Jewish Temple of Jerusalem where the money changers are, and lo, one coin becomes many, and the ancient world gets to experience inflation overnight and the Roman Empire collapses several centuries earlier. Basically I would like to roleplay as the antichrist circa 63 AD. I would now like to apologise for wasting peoples time and being so predictable in my comments in this forum. Because "the internet".
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