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December 19th, 2021, 00:25
Originally Posted by pibbuR View Post

PPS. Alanis Morisette has actually performed a quite good parody of my humps:
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December 19th, 2021, 22:42
Got home from work and the kids had been on ebay all day.

If they're still there tomorrow I'll lower the price…
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December 20th, 2021, 15:02
According to my sources, North Korea will prohibiut laughter for the next 11 days to celebrate the passing of mr Kim's father.

Here's my contribution, telling a bad NK joke:

Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea. He asks a student "Who is your father?

The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."

Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"

The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."

Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"

The student replies "An orphan."


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December 23rd, 2021, 20:08
What the result of the Turing Test *really* means : https://xkcd.com/2556/
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January 11th, 2022, 00:51
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No it doesn't. Unless someone's holding your ability to reside within a dwelling at ransom unless you game or binge watch.
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January 11th, 2022, 18:27
According to my oldest, according to someone the following post, accordingly from a friend, appeared on some facebook forum:

"Week ago, my mother-in-law began reading "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever reead. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier. I went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it and left it in the night table drawer by her bed."

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January 14th, 2022, 17:45
For the REAL geeks among you:



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January 16th, 2022, 19:27
Don't post on forums when you're drunk - or at least this one left that impression on me …
https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthrea…em-is-stillbad
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January 18th, 2022, 11:34
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Don't post on forums when you're drunk - or at least this one left that impression on me …
https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthrea…em-is-stillbad
He y!! I make tyypoes and im nevver druNK.
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January 19th, 2022, 00:07
True, it's because his hands are shaking so much from the cold!!
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January 19th, 2022, 01:51
'Flying' Deer enough said. Now cue the I believe I can fly song.


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January 19th, 2022, 04:31
Bambi with wings, yet I'd still bet on Godzilla. =p
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