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If we can implement this technology on the forum, I'll see what I can do.
I guess the joxer would call them "stinkphones".
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If we can implement this technology on the forum, I'll see what I can do.
4-minute-warning!Such a thing would likely drive Joxer into a possibly dangerous rage.
I've almost completely stopped eating junk food and snacks. But in my experience exercise (I've increased the dose significantly) also helps. One side effect of doing my exercise in the evening is that I fall asleep more easily, and that is important because one of the medicines I take in the evening increases my appetite. So it's best if I fall asleep before that effect sets in.You were?
Form my experience it all comes to this:
Less junkfood = less weight.
Forget gym, jogging, cycling, whatnot. Don't believe in this and that diet. Just avoid junkfood and the "problem" will solve itself.
Australian man and well-meaning friend Chris V. Parnell made a big mistake in 1985. He invited a friend on a family vacation to Bali, Indonesia. This was a mistake because said friend was named "Doggie," and it is rare that any story that starts with "me and my friend Doggie" ends with "did some fine charity work and went to bed early."
Yes, true to form, Doggie was secretly smuggling large amounts of hashish, and Indonesia's usual punishment for foreign drug smugglers is death by firing squad. Unfortunately, a police officer mixed up whose fingerprints were whose, and Chris was stuck with the charges instead. Doggie was released and immediately hopped on the first flight to somewhere that wasn't Indonesia. "Who would do something like that to a friend?" you wonder. Doggie. Doggie would do something like that. Don't invite Doggie to things.
Chris faked insanity by befriending the cockroaches inhabiting his jail cell, and got moved to a mental hospital. He then attempted to escape by running across the roof, but the roof collapsed under his feet, landing him in the ward for the criminally insane, where crazed killers chained to the walls tried to pull him apart. Thankfully, he was rescued … and sentenced to life without parole in the infamously brutal Kerobokan Prison.
Chris managed to escape again and got his hands on a passport, but it was a woman's, so he had to cross-dress. He was almost instantly recognized … by an off-duty Kerobokan prison guard. This would be a hilarious series of unfortunate events, if not for all the horrible torture. Oh yeah -- he was horribly tortured for each escape attempt. Which is particularly rough, since Chris unsuccessfully tried to escape three more times.
Years later, Chris was repeatedly stabbed in his sleep by a gang and declared dead. His body was transported to the morgue, where it lay for six hours before someone realized he was alive. The attack cost Chris his left eye, spleen, and part of a lung. Oh, and the life-saving blood transfusion he got at the hospital infected him with hepatitis A, B, and C …
And then he suffered a stroke.
Eventually, Amnesty International threatened to take Indonesia to the World Court to get Chris released, and it actually worked! After 11 years in prison, Chris went home and lived happily ever after. Kidding! He went home and was diagnosed with liver cancer.
Chris survived the cancer, because like hell was he going through all that just to come home and die. He even wrote a book about the experience.