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October 25th, 2018, 20:10
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October 26th, 2018, 00:19
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October 26th, 2018, 12:13
This weekens there is the "Spiel International" board games (and RPG and comics) fair … Among the companies there, one struck me with its name :

4L104 Sorry We Are French, Bourg La Reine
Written in English language !

( *gets reminded of a certain Monty Python movie* … )
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October 26th, 2018, 20:44


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October 26th, 2018, 23:42
I saw Starship Rent-A-Car today (this evening).
Well, actually, what I saw was "enterprise rent-a-car", but I just shortened that a bit.
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October 27th, 2018, 21:00
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October 29th, 2018, 11:21


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October 31st, 2018, 01:05
A senseless waste of human life, involving some Venezuelian beaver cheese (as usual):

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October 31st, 2018, 07:54
One of my favourite Python performances.

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October 31st, 2018, 15:11


As I used to say: 5 minute's lapse of reason and you'll regret the rest of your life.

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October 31st, 2018, 15:36
Originally Posted by pibbur who View Post
One of my favourite Python performances.
One of my favourite too, along with the one you posted not so long ago (The Job Interview), the Ministry of Silly Walks and that one:

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November 1st, 2018, 13:38


pibbur who assumes that some (maybe even some watchers) will look at seagulls in a more positive way if this was true. Unlike himself who is not sure what to think.
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November 1st, 2018, 23:45
Ah, but was it Johnathan Livingston Seagoon??!!
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November 8th, 2018, 20:55
I don't know if they were known in other countries, but the Ladybird children's books were a popular series over here. They depicted traditional stories and educational facts, with each page being an illustration accompanied by a few simple lines of text. They have now been subverted for grownups, with new text added to the original illustrations.

Here are some samples from the Ladybird Book of Dating.

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