Okay, now we've got to rewrite everything.
Things aren't 1337 anymore, but they are now 1447 instead.
It was really fun to be so weak that I really couldn't stand toe to toe against even one guard.
Unfortunately, after a few playthroughs, you as a game can become 1447 enough to actually defeat a lot of guards in melee even if you play on expert mode. So it takes a bit of self-restraint to play as if you were weak.