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June 9th, 2019, 23:01
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A bit morbid but good :O
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June 13th, 2019, 15:52
Found somewhere on the internet:
During the second world war, two German spies were sent to London to gather valuable intel. To immerse themselves in the local culture they walk into a local pub and walk up to the bar. The first German says to the barman in an impeccable English accent “May I have two Martinis please?” “Dry?” asked the barman. The German replied, holding up two fingers. “Nein! Zwei!”
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June 15th, 2019, 21:13
Your party encounters… a Sharknado!


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June 15th, 2019, 21:18
Everyone should fear the Sharknado.

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Can't believe this movie has five more sequels.
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June 16th, 2019, 18:18
.. And then I thought I had seen everything …
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June 18th, 2019, 03:49




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June 18th, 2019, 19:09
Great one. I like the second one especially since I just got a kid :O
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June 18th, 2019, 20:08
Originally Posted by Pladio View Post
… especially since I just got a kid :O
I assume congratulations are still in order?

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June 18th, 2019, 22:03
Wouldn't that depend on where he got the kid from?
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June 18th, 2019, 22:28
Originally Posted by pibbur who View Post
I assume congratulations are still in order?

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Yeah first one
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June 19th, 2019, 00:58
Congrats also, your life will now change forever!!
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June 19th, 2019, 02:24
Originally Posted by lackblogger View Post
Wouldn't that depend on where he got the kid from?
Found a pelican with an elephant who had swallowed as baby by accident.
Wait, no, that's not how it went !
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June 20th, 2019, 11:34
Congratulations !
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June 20th, 2019, 12:08
Congratulations! Thirty tears of more of sleep deprivation:-)
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June 20th, 2019, 14:56
This old but gold has seemingly hit the algorithms again:

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June 23rd, 2019, 11:05
Warning: Geek humour.

I think this one is nice.. If you know a little bit about quarks.

It's from xqcd, a bar scene (part of https://xkcd.com/474/?):
- "So, you're up for a charming stranger?"
- "Depends. Top or bottom?"
- "Hey, I haven't even bought you a drink.
- "Barkeep: Two whiskey sours. Straight down!"

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d++a63e++TU4567'!S'!89!A!WM!LuC++++u+++uF+++nR——nS ++++wC—-o++++wS——uLB++++

1. The cat is alive! And pissed!!!
2. It's been 82 years. The cat is dead, and the stench is unbearable!!!
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June 23rd, 2019, 11:17
Another, (sadly?) not particular geeky XKCD, with some truth in it:



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June 23rd, 2019, 12:16
Originally Posted by pibbur who View Post
Warning: Geek humour.

I think this one is nice.. If you know a little bit about quarks.

It's from xqcd, a bar scene (part of https://xkcd.com/474/?):
- "So, you're up for a charming stranger?"
- "Depends. Top or bottom?"
- "Hey, I haven't even bought you a drink.
- "Barkeep: Two whiskey sours. Straight down!"

pibbur who wonders if he should start an only-funny-if-you-are-very-geeky humour thread, or just provide his jokes with a warning.
Shaken or stirred ?
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June 25th, 2019, 09:38
Originally Posted by Alrik Fassbauer View Post
Shaken or stirred ?
On the rocks.

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2. It's been 82 years. The cat is dead, and the stench is unbearable!!!
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June 26th, 2019, 16:12
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