FF15 is not out yet - I'm already unhappy

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joxer

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Preordered it ofc and it is supposed to unlock in a few hours.

So I went through some news and posts… To unlock skills and stuff you need to gather AP. Mhmkay, I don't expect radical originality or uniqueness in console mediocreware anyway…

But it seems the game is set to be my worst nigthmare:
Chocobump: 1 AP given every so often when you’re riding a Chocobo.
Chocojockey: 1 AP each time you win a Chocobo race.

GTA5 racing sim clone but with Monsanto's GMO chicken?
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Where is earning AP for setting mutated chicken on barbecue!!!
 
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Bouahahahahahahahah!

That will teach you to buy games just because of how good looking the characters hairdo are.
 
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Ugghhh I really despise those stupid chicken thingies. I'm really glad they were not in Zodiac and, when I get around to it, I hope their presence is a minor one in World of Final Fantasy.
 
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Carnifex said:
Ugghhh I really despise those stupid chicken thingies. I'm really glad they were not in Zodiac and, when I get around to it, I hope their presence is a minor one in World of Final Fantasy.
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WoFF looks like it was aimed at pre-teens, and you're worried about whether or not it's going to have chocobos? :)
 
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In Zodiac I think I was forced to ride a chicken once to enter a certain zone, then never had to touch one again. However, I think in a few zones some dark varieties were there as opponents, I took extreme pleasure in slaughtering every single one that I saw.
 
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Wow, didn't care for it and thought the only good thing was the graphics. Take that away and all that's left is a giant pile of turd.
 
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