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August 10th, 2021, 20:30
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I think this belongs in the horror thread ! I wasn't expecting that

Well, you should know from the carnifex's post what squirrels are capable of.
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August 10th, 2021, 21:21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuM…rWisdomChannel

For those who arenīt familiar with the quite amusing mr Lehrer that Pibbur mentioned
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August 11th, 2021, 19:40
"Lehrer" means "Teacher" in German language.
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August 11th, 2021, 21:44
Yes, squirrels are evil. This thread is proving it even more!!~
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August 22nd, 2021, 05:35
If you want to brighten your day, check out this link for some fun signs posted outside a restaurant in Austin Texas. Well worth it.
https://www.escape.com.au/destinatio…772e9692269d38
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August 22nd, 2021, 12:58
Hilarious!!!!

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August 22nd, 2021, 13:36
I'd eat there. The menu looks good, too.
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August 22nd, 2021, 15:05
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I'd eat there. The menu looks good, too.
Yeah. And you get 10% off on your first on line purchase

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August 22nd, 2021, 17:53
That spinach queso, I'd be all over that!
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August 24th, 2021, 21:50
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September 2nd, 2021, 12:54
Some programming jokes:
  1. If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in (Bethesda) (Actually, I made that up).
  2. 99 little bugs in the code. 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around. 127 little bugs in the code
  3. Deleted code is debugged code.

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PS. Another one: Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. DS.

PPS. If you like programming jokes, here are 100 of'em: https://betterprogramming.pub/101-fu…s-76c7f335b92d (Well, they're also there if you don't like them). DS.
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September 2nd, 2021, 13:00
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September 6th, 2021, 21:38
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September 7th, 2021, 00:13
Preciousss.
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September 14th, 2021, 15:50
Patriotic cat-saving.

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The cat immediately savaged its rescuers, as per feline protocol.
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September 14th, 2021, 21:41
Obviously a squirrel was involved somehow in placing this feline in jeopardy!
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September 15th, 2021, 21:08
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The cat immediately savaged its rescuers, as per feline protocol.
Of course.

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September 16th, 2021, 00:13
Bob Newhart - Bomb Disposal

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September 16th, 2021, 11:06
First a word of warning: What I write below is only mildly amusing (but, surprise, surprise, I like it). Those of you mainly looking for hilarious stuff can stop reading now.

I have previously recommended the codeproject. Partly because it contains a lot of useful stuff for programmers (and not-programmers interested in programming, if those people exist).

Another reason is that the comments under headlines in their daily news mail can be funny. Here are some examples from today:

Microsoft: Windows 10 2004 reaches end of service in December
Am I the only one that has trouble keeping track of the versions of "the last version of Windows"?

Microsoft is making passwords optional for MSA accounts to improve security
In similar news: I'll lose weight by eating this cheesecake.

Uno Platform 3.10: Day-0 support for .NET 6 RC1, WinUI InfoBadge, Windows 11 Fluent(?) Styles
One platform to support them all, and on the desktop run them.

And:
Spoiler – may be offensive to scottish people


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September 17th, 2021, 00:48
Yeah, I'm not fond of cheesecake either!!
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