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December 19th, 2021, 00:25
Originally Posted by pibbuRLol. It's a fine way to highlight the utter absurdity of that stuff.
PPS. Alanis Morisette has actually performed a quite good parody of my humps:loading…
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Бажаю успіху
December 19th, 2021, 22:42
Got home from work and the kids had been on ebay all day.
If they're still there tomorrow I'll lower the price…
If they're still there tomorrow I'll lower the price…
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December 20th, 2021, 15:02
According to my sources, North Korea will prohibiut laughter for the next 11 days to celebrate the passing of mr Kim's father.
Here's my contribution, telling a bad NK joke:
Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea. He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."
Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."
Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"
The student replies "An orphan."
pibbuR who found other far less funny ones on the net (on sites obviously sponsored by the great reader)
Here's my contribution, telling a bad NK joke:
Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea. He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."
Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."
Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"
The student replies "An orphan."
pibbuR who found other far less funny ones on the net (on sites obviously sponsored by the great reader)
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Over the mountain watching the watcher
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Feeling … lonely?
December 22nd, 2021, 16:44
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Over the mountain watching the watcher
Over the mountain watching the watcher
Feeling … lonely?
December 23rd, 2021, 16:41
pibbuR who is positively negative
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Over the mountain watching the watcher
Over the mountain watching the watcher
Feeling … lonely?
December 23rd, 2021, 20:08
What the result of the Turing Test *really* means : https://xkcd.com/2556/
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"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction." (E.F.Schumacher, Economist, Source)
"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction." (E.F.Schumacher, Economist, Source)
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December 31st, 2021, 12:56
pibbuR who assumes that they don't know his speed.
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Over the mountain watching the watcher
Over the mountain watching the watcher
Feeling … lonely?
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January 3rd, 2022, 14:57
pibbuR who must admit he has trouble understanding why we in 2022 still use different formats and units and probably also other things around the world.
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Over the mountain watching the watcher
Over the mountain watching the watcher
Feeling … lonely?
January 4th, 2022, 11:13
pibbuR who wonders if this also applies to long hours gaming and binge watching things.
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Over the mountain watching the watcher
Over the mountain watching the watcher
Feeling … lonely?
January 11th, 2022, 00:33
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January 11th, 2022, 00:51
Originally Posted by pibbuRNo it doesn't. Unless someone's holding your ability to reside within a dwelling at ransom unless you game or binge watch.
pibbuR who wonders if this also applies to long hours gaming and binge watching things.
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January 11th, 2022, 18:27
According to my oldest, according to someone the following post, accordingly from a friend, appeared on some facebook forum:
"Week ago, my mother-in-law began reading "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever reead. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier. I went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it and left it in the night table drawer by her bed."
Don't you envy people who
Do what you would like to do. (From a Lizzie Borden poem)
pibbuR who nonetheless has a hard time finding who he would hav liked to do this to.
"Week ago, my mother-in-law began reading "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever reead. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier. I went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it and left it in the night table drawer by her bed."
Don't you envy people who
Do what you would like to do. (From a Lizzie Borden poem)
pibbuR who nonetheless has a hard time finding who he would hav liked to do this to.
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Over the mountain watching the watcher
Over the mountain watching the watcher
Feeling … lonely?
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January 14th, 2022, 17:45
For the REAL geeks among you:
pibbuR who now feels obliged to quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7JG63IuaWs
pibbuR who now feels obliged to quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7JG63IuaWs
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Over the mountain watching the watcher
Over the mountain watching the watcher
Feeling … lonely?
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January 16th, 2022, 19:27
Don't post on forums when you're drunk - or at least this one left that impression on me …
https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthrea…em-is-stillbad
https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthrea…em-is-stillbad
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"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction." (E.F.Schumacher, Economist, Source)
"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction." (E.F.Schumacher, Economist, Source)
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January 18th, 2022, 11:32
pibbuR who assumes somem rock bands on tour would be interested in this.
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Over the mountain watching the watcher
Over the mountain watching the watcher
Feeling … lonely?
January 18th, 2022, 11:34
Originally Posted by Alrik FassbauerHe y!! I make tyypoes and im nevver druNK.
Don't post on forums when you're drunk - or at least this one left that impression on me …
https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthrea…em-is-stillbad
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Over the mountain watching the watcher
Over the mountain watching the watcher
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Feeling … lonely?
January 19th, 2022, 00:07
True, it's because his hands are shaking so much from the cold!! 
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January 19th, 2022, 01:51
'Flying' Deer enough said. Now cue the I believe I can fly song.
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