|
Your donations keep RPGWatch running!
RPGWatch Forums » General Forums » Off-Topic » Return of the Daily Smile

Default Return of the Daily Smile

January 13th, 2018, 15:43
Waiters who are nauseated by food.

loading…
--
"Orwell was almost exactly wrong in a strange way. He thought the world would end with Big Brother watching us, but it ended with us watching Big Brother." Alan Moore
Ripper is online now

Ripper

Ripper's Avatar
Ngikufisela iwela

#2541

Join Date: Nov 2014
Posts: 6,645
Mentioned: 25 Post(s)

Default 

January 23rd, 2018, 10:16


pibbur who agrees.
--
d++a63e++TU4567'!S'!89!A!WM!LuC++++u+++uF+++nR——nS ++++wC—-o++++wS——uLB++++

1. The cat is alive! And pissed!!!
2. It's been 82 years. The cat is dead, and the stench is unbearable!!!
pibbur who is offline

pibbur who

pibbur who's Avatar
Number 14
RPGWatch Donor
Original Sin 1 & 2 Donor

#2542

Join Date: May 2012
Location: Bergen, Norway
Posts: 3,484
Mentioned: 11 Post(s)
+1:

Default 

January 25th, 2018, 10:31


pibbur who thinks this is a good one.
--
d++a63e++TU4567'!S'!89!A!WM!LuC++++u+++uF+++nR——nS ++++wC—-o++++wS——uLB++++

1. The cat is alive! And pissed!!!
2. It's been 82 years. The cat is dead, and the stench is unbearable!!!
pibbur who is offline

pibbur who

pibbur who's Avatar
Number 14
RPGWatch Donor
Original Sin 1 & 2 Donor

#2543

Join Date: May 2012
Location: Bergen, Norway
Posts: 3,484
Mentioned: 11 Post(s)
+1:

Default 

January 25th, 2018, 12:45
The Hawaii incident reminded me of this one.

--
"Orwell was almost exactly wrong in a strange way. He thought the world would end with Big Brother watching us, but it ended with us watching Big Brother." Alan Moore
Ripper is online now

Ripper

Ripper's Avatar
Ngikufisela iwela

#2544

Join Date: Nov 2014
Posts: 6,645
Mentioned: 25 Post(s)

Default 

January 25th, 2018, 13:41
Fortunately it wasn't the biggest-of-all-nuclear-strike-buttons button (not to be confused by the awesome button, please).

pibbur who claims (based on what a pilot once said) that wings don't fall off planes, if it ever happened (very unlikely), it would be the plane falling off the wings.
--
d++a63e++TU4567'!S'!89!A!WM!LuC++++u+++uF+++nR——nS ++++wC—-o++++wS——uLB++++

1. The cat is alive! And pissed!!!
2. It's been 82 years. The cat is dead, and the stench is unbearable!!!
Last edited by pibbur who; January 25th, 2018 at 15:31.
pibbur who is offline

pibbur who

pibbur who's Avatar
Number 14
RPGWatch Donor
Original Sin 1 & 2 Donor

#2545

Join Date: May 2012
Location: Bergen, Norway
Posts: 3,484
Mentioned: 11 Post(s)

Default 

January 31st, 2018, 23:19
This is for some of our senior posters like Pibs and CM!!


Seenager

I just discovered my age group! I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.

I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every fortnight.

I have my own place.

I don't have a curfew.

I have a driver's license and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?

And I don't have acne.

Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.

People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.

Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.

It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.

SO THERE!!

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
--
If God said it, then that settles it!!

[email protected]
Corwin is offline

Corwin

Corwin's Avatar
On The Razorblade of Life
Moderator
RPGWatch Team

#2546

Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Australia
Posts: 11,980
Mentioned: 18 Post(s)
+1:

Default 

January 31st, 2018, 23:45
Just one more thing, Corwin - hit the reefer like those crazy kids like Joxer!

https://www.newscientist.com/article…ageing-at-bay/

(Just some interesting research - medical science is not yet fully endorsing senior wreck-heads.)
--
"Orwell was almost exactly wrong in a strange way. He thought the world would end with Big Brother watching us, but it ended with us watching Big Brother." Alan Moore
Ripper is online now

Ripper

Ripper's Avatar
Ngikufisela iwela

#2547

Join Date: Nov 2014
Posts: 6,645
Mentioned: 25 Post(s)

Default 

February 1st, 2018, 05:05
Wish I could @Corwin more than I thumbs up!!
Hurls is offline

Hurls

Hurls's Avatar
Non-twitch gamer
RPGWatch Donor

#2548

Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 916
Mentioned: 2 Post(s)

Default 

February 4th, 2018, 16:31
Originally Posted by Corwin View Post
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.

It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
As much as I like this - this one has even been investigated by science : It is a strange phenomenon that if you go through/under a door, you Forget when you are on the other side. https://www.scientificamerican.com/a…es-you-forget/
--
“ Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction.“ (E.F.Schumacher, Economist, Source)
Alrik Fassbauer is offline

Alrik Fassbauer

Alrik Fassbauer's Avatar
TL;DR
Original Sin 1 & 2 Donor

#2549

Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Old Europe
Posts: 17,934
Mentioned: 5 Post(s)
+1:

Default 

February 7th, 2018, 17:47


pibbur who has been there, done that.
--
d++a63e++TU4567'!S'!89!A!WM!LuC++++u+++uF+++nR——nS ++++wC—-o++++wS——uLB++++

1. The cat is alive! And pissed!!!
2. It's been 82 years. The cat is dead, and the stench is unbearable!!!
pibbur who is offline

pibbur who

pibbur who's Avatar
Number 14
RPGWatch Donor
Original Sin 1 & 2 Donor

#2550

Join Date: May 2012
Location: Bergen, Norway
Posts: 3,484
Mentioned: 11 Post(s)
+1:

Default 

February 9th, 2018, 07:04
Hahahahaha!
My decision tree regarding backpacks:

US Assault Pack, size: L, color: Kryptek Highlander, Molle style: Lasercut

yes
no

If yes, I'll buy it . If no, I'll pass…
--
ESO-playing machine

Semper HiFi!
Motto of the 54th Groove Bde.
Jaz is offline

Jaz

Jaz's Avatar
Play nice.©
Administrator
RPGWatch Team

#2551

Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 3,871
Mentioned: 2 Post(s)

Default 

February 9th, 2018, 09:41
Fortunately my choices are limited, since the backpack has to:
  1. Have room for a 18" (less than 4.3 kg) laptop
  2. Have room for 2 laptops.
  3. Duplicate (when carrying 2 laptops) as weights for workouts.

pibbur who is getting stronger
--
d++a63e++TU4567'!S'!89!A!WM!LuC++++u+++uF+++nR——nS ++++wC—-o++++wS——uLB++++

1. The cat is alive! And pissed!!!
2. It's been 82 years. The cat is dead, and the stench is unbearable!!!
pibbur who is offline

pibbur who

pibbur who's Avatar
Number 14
RPGWatch Donor
Original Sin 1 & 2 Donor

#2552

Join Date: May 2012
Location: Bergen, Norway
Posts: 3,484
Mentioned: 11 Post(s)

Default 

February 9th, 2018, 23:36
"pibbur who is getting stronger"
Perhaps, but remember, smell isn't everything!!
--
If God said it, then that settles it!!

[email protected]
Corwin is offline

Corwin

Corwin's Avatar
On The Razorblade of Life
Moderator
RPGWatch Team

#2553

Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Australia
Posts: 11,980
Mentioned: 18 Post(s)

Default 

February 10th, 2018, 18:29


pibbur who has spent a lot of time fighting different Unicodes and is currently in a remote harbor
--
d++a63e++TU4567'!S'!89!A!WM!LuC++++u+++uF+++nR——nS ++++wC—-o++++wS——uLB++++

1. The cat is alive! And pissed!!!
2. It's been 82 years. The cat is dead, and the stench is unbearable!!!
pibbur who is offline

pibbur who

pibbur who's Avatar
Number 14
RPGWatch Donor
Original Sin 1 & 2 Donor

#2554

Join Date: May 2012
Location: Bergen, Norway
Posts: 3,484
Mentioned: 11 Post(s)

Default 

February 10th, 2018, 18:32
Originally Posted by Corwin View Post
"pibbur who is getting stronger"
Perhaps, but remember, smell isn't everything!!
I'm trying to come up with something toxic about ozzies after this, but I can't think of any.

pibbur whose mind seems to be growing weaker
--
d++a63e++TU4567'!S'!89!A!WM!LuC++++u+++uF+++nR——nS ++++wC—-o++++wS——uLB++++

1. The cat is alive! And pissed!!!
2. It's been 82 years. The cat is dead, and the stench is unbearable!!!
pibbur who is offline

pibbur who

pibbur who's Avatar
Number 14
RPGWatch Donor
Original Sin 1 & 2 Donor

#2555

Join Date: May 2012
Location: Bergen, Norway
Posts: 3,484
Mentioned: 11 Post(s)

Default 

February 10th, 2018, 22:44
Originally Posted by pibbur who View Post
I'm trying to come up with something toxic about ozzies after this, but I can't think of any.

pibbur whose mind seems to be growing weaker
@Corwin is a banana bender, and they are always a touch ’unusual’.
Hurls is offline

Hurls

Hurls's Avatar
Non-twitch gamer
RPGWatch Donor

#2556

Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 916
Mentioned: 2 Post(s)

Default 

February 11th, 2018, 13:45
Don't mess with a banana bender:


pibbur who observes that the acronym for New South Wales (NSW) sometimes also is used for "Not Safe for Work".
--
d++a63e++TU4567'!S'!89!A!WM!LuC++++u+++uF+++nR——nS ++++wC—-o++++wS——uLB++++

1. The cat is alive! And pissed!!!
2. It's been 82 years. The cat is dead, and the stench is unbearable!!!
pibbur who is offline

pibbur who

pibbur who's Avatar
Number 14
RPGWatch Donor
Original Sin 1 & 2 Donor

#2557

Join Date: May 2012
Location: Bergen, Norway
Posts: 3,484
Mentioned: 11 Post(s)
+1:

Default 

February 13th, 2018, 09:12


pibbur who very likely is not successful, and therefore not suffering from said syndrome
--
d++a63e++TU4567'!S'!89!A!WM!LuC++++u+++uF+++nR——nS ++++wC—-o++++wS——uLB++++

1. The cat is alive! And pissed!!!
2. It's been 82 years. The cat is dead, and the stench is unbearable!!!
Last edited by pibbur who; February 13th, 2018 at 16:26.
pibbur who is offline

pibbur who

pibbur who's Avatar
Number 14
RPGWatch Donor
Original Sin 1 & 2 Donor

#2558

Join Date: May 2012
Location: Bergen, Norway
Posts: 3,484
Mentioned: 11 Post(s)

Default 

February 17th, 2018, 15:05
3 one-liners

A bit obscure:
Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?

For Corwin:
As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school."

My favourite:
It was mentioned on CNN that the new prime number discovered recently is four times bigger then the previous record

pibbur who found them here: http://www.juliantrubin.com/mathjokes.html
--
d++a63e++TU4567'!S'!89!A!WM!LuC++++u+++uF+++nR——nS ++++wC—-o++++wS——uLB++++

1. The cat is alive! And pissed!!!
2. It's been 82 years. The cat is dead, and the stench is unbearable!!!
pibbur who is offline

pibbur who

pibbur who's Avatar
Number 14
RPGWatch Donor
Original Sin 1 & 2 Donor

#2559

Join Date: May 2012
Location: Bergen, Norway
Posts: 3,484
Mentioned: 11 Post(s)

Default 

February 17th, 2018, 15:15
Another one for Corwin:



pibbur
--
d++a63e++TU4567'!S'!89!A!WM!LuC++++u+++uF+++nR——nS ++++wC—-o++++wS——uLB++++

1. The cat is alive! And pissed!!!
2. It's been 82 years. The cat is dead, and the stench is unbearable!!!
pibbur who is offline

pibbur who

pibbur who's Avatar
Number 14
RPGWatch Donor
Original Sin 1 & 2 Donor

#2560

Join Date: May 2012
Location: Bergen, Norway
Posts: 3,484
Mentioned: 11 Post(s)
RPGWatch Forums » General Forums » Off-Topic » Return of the Daily Smile
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT +2. The time now is 18:36.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.10
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Lite) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2018 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
Copyright by RPGWatch