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No, the nitpicker would be the final skull. That dude would pick nits all day and eat them too :)
 
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A little girl, she was six, was always in the back of the class. She never ever paid attention except in drawing class.

The teacher was fascinated and went to her. He asked her: "What are you drawing?"
And the girl said: "I am drawing a picture of God"

The teacher replied: "But no one knows what God looks like."
So the girl said: "They will in a minute"
 
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Pickup lines for mathematicians

  1. I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.
  2. I memorized the first 300 digits of π. If you gimme a chance, I bet I could memorize the first 7 digits of your phone number, too.
  3. I wish I were your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
  4. Hey baby, what’s your sine?
  5. You’re a palindromic set of perfect squares: 36‑25‑36.
  6. You are more fascinating than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
  7. I = { } when you’re not around.
  8. I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you‑substitution?
  9. Hey, baby… nice asymptote.
  10. You may be out of my range, but I’d love to show you my domain.
  11. I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
  12. My love for you is a monotonically increasing.
  13. I can take you to the limit as x → ∞.
  14. No way! Your name is really Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
  15. Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
  16. You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.

Admittedly some of the lines here requires a bit of mathematics to understand.

pibbur who may be complex and therefore also real, natural and complete
 
A follow up in the form of a mathematical problem, perhaps it doesn't belong here, but IMO it is a bit funny.

The mother is 21 years older than the child. In 6 years from now, the mother will be 5 times as old as the child. Question: Where's the father?

If you solve the equations, and apply some lateral thinking, it is actual possible to find the answer. NB! You may of course (justifiably) claim that strictly speaking there are quite a few issues here, thereby destroying the joke.

pibbur who easily solved the equations, but failed to interpret the result correctly. And who initially didn't know that interpret should be spelled "interpret".

PS. A hint if you are completely stuck:
A picture might be NSFW.
DS.
 
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Call of duty one is the best!
 
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A contribution to the art discussions.

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pibbur who is reminded of another MP skit (from the reunion show) with cameo appearances by Brian Cox and Stephen Hawking
 
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Great.

Pibbur who admits it took a while before he got it. Obviously he has a tendency to overlook small script lines (probably not correct English).
 
Lately this is how I feel with the missus.:(

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Couchpotato said:
Lately this is how I feel with the missus.:(
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I have to say this depends a bit on the type of shop. Claes Ohlson… mmmmmmmmmm.

pibbur whose movements sometimes seems a bit Brownian.

PS. Ehhh... Did the man just go into the shop, pick up whatever he was there fore, and then leave without stopping at the cashier? Hmmmmm. DS:
 
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