You're called Krueger just like Freddy Krueger and Nightmare on Elm Street was my ex-girlfriend's favorite movie while she was growing up, therefore you're gay.
This kind of argument reminds me very closely to the so-called "Chewbacca-Defense" : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense
A link from there leads into this interesting article : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignoratio_elenchi