Gaming BS of the week

I still can't believe, but here it is:
https://www.pcgamer.com/intel-says-the-i9-9900k-is-the-best-gaming-processor-in-the-world/
An excited Intel held a livestream earlier this morning to formally introduce its initial 9th generation Core processors consisting of three SKUs: Core i9-9900K, Core i7-9700K, and Core i5-9600K. Intel cranked the hype dial to 11, stating that it's "breaking the laws of physics to bring you these parts" and trumpeting the Core i9-9900K as "the best gaming processor in the world, period."
Next title to read? NASA's space shuttle wins a bicycle race.
 
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Yea Yea intel trumpeted the 9th generation chips as the best (compared to amd) and then had to use 'phony' benchmarks to prove it. Link provided in another thread.
 
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Kotaku Writer Defends Microtransactions & Attacks Youtubers On Assassins Creed



 
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Is this even BS anymore? We all know Kotaku and co. are just advertisement outlets for gaming companies.
 
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No excuses. ;)
It still is.
 
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Well PC Gamer just couldn't resist and made a separate article. With the same bs.
https://www.pcgamer.com/assassins-creed-odysseys-dollar10-xp-boost-leaves-a-bit-of-a-sour-taste/
If you head into the 'Time Savers' section of the in-game store, you can find a permanent 50 percent XP boost that lets you progress through the story faster without having to complete as many of the game's side activities. It costs 1000 Helix credits. A pack containing 1050 Helix credits costs $10/£9. You also get some free credits during the game.
Samuel and I both bought it, and for me it solves the biggest problem I have with the game.
Influencer wannabees and at the same time fastrun addicts. Scam victims that accepted to be scammed, supporting the publisher's fraud instead of showing the middlefinger to it.
Side activities, lol. They didn't even touch a (proper) sidequest.

Microtransactions are cancer. Do not be PC Gamer. Buy the game, it's great. Do not buy microtransactions.

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Another one about the same bullshit, a bit different as parts come directly from Ubisoft and the article author doesn't take any side. Sadly, the same author didn't notice aggressive store and helix advertisments on loading screen replacing the actual gameplay tooltips - tips that the game should tell you instead of me noting them in a separate thread. But no, Ubi just had to bragg about store and microtransactions instead.
I'd rather see Ubi's quotes how 99% PC players are pirates and how 30FPS with blur is superior to 60 without blur as it's cinematic experience.
https://kotaku.com/ubisoft-explains-assassin-s-creed-odyssey-s-microtransa-1829635195
Staff at Kotaku who have played the game on Normal and Hard have found Odyssey challenging but not so tough as to need permanent boosters to play or even have a good time.
Add me to this lot. Said elsewhere, the only people who see necessity of paying for boosters in AC Odyssey are those who are microtransaction addicts or speedrunners (read: "pro" reviewers).
For some players, the presence of microtransactions in a $60 game is intolerable. For others, there’s at least a right way and a wrong way of doing things.
"Some"? Open a poll. It's not some. It's the majority. Some would be those who find it tolerable.
There is no right way of microtransactions in a full priced game. It's wrong. It's scam. It's cancer. It's speading, it's affecting the industry health and it needs to be erradicated by either radiation or chemotherapy. Both "cures" are your wallet. Do not be PC Gamer and feed the cancer. Do not buy microtransactions.

Note that I didn't quote Ubisoft's statements, just parts of the article. Why? Because those made me sick.
 
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This Ubi's microtransactions in AC Odyssey is a proper soap opera. The next bs appears within the game (spoilers!):
https://www.pcgamesn.com/assassins-creed-odyssey/assassins-creed-odyssey-pride-and-accomplishment
If you head to the master behind the trial of strength, he’ll challenge you to a fight, or just let you pay him 1500 Drachmae for his token. If you buy that and then head to the master behind the trial of accuracy, he’ll task you with finding his sons. But then you’ll get an option to ask for his token. In a video below, around the 6:40 mark, you can see Kassandra asking “aren’t you supposed to ask if I’ll buy the Trial Token from you?”

This upsets the Trial Master, who says
you want to pay to win? That’s uhh…Aren’t you a warrior? Where’s your honour? Where’s your sense of pride and accomplishment?

As players have been quick to point out, Ubisoft is far from totally innocent when it comes to microtransactions. Assassin’s Creed Odyssey itself has been criticised for its XP-increasing microtransactions, so it feels like Ubisoft’s comment may be more or a cheeky jab at EA, rather than outright criticism.
First remove the log from your eye, Ubi.
 
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I'm not too sure about the idea of buying the game, but not the microtransactions. If that's our strategy, then they have every incentive to continue using them - the people that don't like them will buy the game anyway, plus all those who buy them provide delicious extra profit. To me, boycotting games with microtransactions is the way to go.
 
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In a perfect world that should happen. But hotel owners from phones, killer sharks who spend thousands to win some phone garbage, still wouldn't accept to be a part of it.

Instead, I'd be more happy with some proper law regulation. For example, in a game with full price, for selling any additional content not a part of the vanilla release, the publisher has to pay up 90% tax to the government. Yea, well, it's luxury so there.
Not only such law would stop all variety of scams, proper expansions would turn into standalones so we wouldn't have to keep a game we've beaten installed for centuries.
It of course wouldn't stop phone frauds. But who cares about those stuff anyway? Those aren't videogames but series of capped and timed events.
 
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Ubisoft Takes Shots at EA With Joke in Assassin's Creed Odyssey

 
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Ubisoft mocking EA for their microtransaction practices? I laugh the mirthless laugh of the damned...
 
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Ubisoft mocking EA for their microtransaction practices? I laugh the mirthless laugh of the damned…
I know it's comparable to one scoundrel saying they are better then the other.:biggrin:
 
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Valve and Steam forum moderators in AC Odyssey section = modding scandal of the year.
Just when I thought we've seen the biggest bullshit in 2018 already, another one tops the pile.

https://steamcommunity.com/app/812140/discussions/0/3397295779068849072/
"You have been permanently banned from the Assassin's Creed Odyssey Hub.
You have been banned by a forum moderator.
Reason: "Linking to malicious software"

The "malicious" software is SpecialK mod where it's author, just as for several games in the past, addreses a few problems with AC Odyssey on certain systems and makes the game poor performance a bit more bearable. Maybe he shouldn't have pointed at unoptimized (laughable) mess of a code:
https://www.dsogaming.com/news/assa...used-by-denuvo-but-by-insane-driver-overhead/
As Kaldaien explained, the high CPU load is due to insane driver overhead caused by naive resource management. It appears that the game has a much too conservative resource ceiling for textures, meaning that the engine loads, then unloads and later reloads the same assets hundreds of thousands of times over the course of an hour.
What’s also really funny here is that according to the modder, those with SSDs will experience higher CPU usage than those with HDDs.

“It should be easily fixable. Clearly the dev. team focuses on consoles because there appears to be no consideration given to the significantly higher throughput of PC storage devices such as my NVMe SSDs in RAID0. The faster your disk is and the more CPU cores you have, the more of an unpredictable performance nightmare this all becomes.”
After reading that last part, the "99% gamers on PC are pirates" Ubisoft's CEO most probably took the King Lui XIV role and yelled:
"Off with his head!"
 
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There should be a way to ban moronic moderators.

Valve and Steam forum moderators in AC Odyssey section = modding scandal of the year.
Just when I thought we've seen the biggest bullshit in 2018 already, another one tops the pile.

https://steamcommunity.com/app/812140/discussions/0/3397295779068849072/


The "malicious" software is SpecialK mod where it's author, just as for several games in the past, addreses a few problems with AC Odyssey on certain systems and makes the game poor performance a bit more bearable. Maybe he shouldn't have pointed at unoptimized (laughable) mess of a code:
https://www.dsogaming.com/news/assa...used-by-denuvo-but-by-insane-driver-overhead/
 
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Valve and Steam forum moderators in AC Odyssey section = modding scandal of the year.
Just when I thought we've seen the biggest bullshit in 2018 already, another one tops the pile.

https://steamcommunity.com/app/812140/discussions/0/3397295779068849072/


The "malicious" software is SpecialK mod where it's author, just as for several games in the past, addreses a few problems with AC Odyssey on certain systems and makes the game poor performance a bit more bearable. Maybe he shouldn't have pointed at unoptimized (laughable) mess of a code:
https://www.dsogaming.com/news/assa...used-by-denuvo-but-by-insane-driver-overhead/

After reading that last part, the "99% gamers on PC are pirates" Ubisoft's CEO most probably took the King Lui XIV role and yelled:
"Off with his head!"
On one hand that is laughable and bullshit, but on another-hand the modder is Kaldaien so no I applaud them. As he is known for in the past to add malicious code to his mods before. Especially if you were a pirate and tried to use his mods. He even admitted it.
 
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PC Gamer, who else, strikes again:
https://www.pcgamer.com/football-manager-is-an-rpg-with-more-npcs-than-any-other-rpg-on-the-planet/
Football Manager is an RPG 'with more NPCs than any other RPG on the planet'
If I didn't play any manager, I might believe it's true. I mean, Santa exists, right?
Anyway, RPG is now a buzzword that sells. Paid to shill through false advertising case, I bet.

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You've probably saw it somewhere, some Rockstar guy saying they have 100hours crunch weeks. It's scandalous by some as… That can't be no-slavery Amerian Dream, right? Kotaku asked the guy for clarificaton:
https://kotaku.com/we-were-working-100-hour-weeks-red-dead-redemption-2-h-1829758281
'We Were Working 100-Hour Weeks,' Red Dead Redemption 2 Head Writer Says, Then Clarifies
This is one huge pile of bs. If a single person at Rockstar actually worked that much, the PC version would exist.
 
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PC Gamer, who else, strikes again:
https://www.pcgamer.com/football-manager-is-an-rpg-with-more-npcs-than-any-other-rpg-on-the-planet/

If I didn't play any manager, I might believe it's true. I mean, Santa exists, right?
Anyway, RPG is now a buzzword that sells. Paid to shill through false advertising case, I bet.

Well if you think about it, it is an RPG. You train your team, they have a ton of attributes to "level up", if I remember correctly in the newer ones you have events with choice and consequences (the las one I played, or rather watched my cousin play was 2012 or 2013), you form bonds with your team, you can sign deals with equipment vendors, etc. The only thing different from other RPGs is that combat is replaced by football matches, and you don't slay dragons but win Champions League. Almost all such simulations are RPGs, or rather what we traditionally call RPGs are just an adventurer simulations.
 
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No. It's just random generator "lootbox" where you can improve odds by micromanaging. That's not rpg.
 
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Every single one does, the thing is it's not all it has nor you're competing against a random generator. If it was, then every single game out there is RPG. Even Candy Crush Saga. And it's not.
 
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