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Probably the best fight scene in comedy history. From Anchorman 2:

 
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The news ticker reminds me of the little puns dte used to post a while back:
+++ Works out for him: calling his wife fat finally made her go to the gym +++
+++ Dad: Son killed his father +++
+++ Has no glue: pupil doesn't know how to attach things +++
 
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
 
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I feel as if all prejudices about us Germans were distilled into one picture … LOL
 
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I loved the next video of the lady stealing the police cruiser while surrounded by cops who were paying no attention. Police work at its finest. They must have been from the St. Louis area :)
 
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I invented this one yesterdday or the day before that :

A Bhuddist Monk runs around with a slapstick. "Now I do know what a one-hand clap sounds like !" he shouts/cries.

Invented that one a year or so ago :

Ctulhu :
Which motor car company do The Old Ones prefer ?
Fnord.
 
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Does anybody have an idea why, in general, people from different countries laugh (out loud) about different things?
 
Does anybody have an idea why, in general, people from different countries laugh (out loud) about different things?

The way you think is probably altered by the culture you are in when you are growing up.
 
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Pretty accurate picture of a large IT project. ;)

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