Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, but it's not much of a change.

I wish that someone would impeach George Bush.
 
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Granted, vice president Dick Cheney will take his place.
I wish for world peace.
 
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Granted, but the world has been blown to pieces.

I wish I get a job soon.
 
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Granted, but it's in the Porn industry and nobody will hire you due to your small penis.

I wish Jowood would release a patch for Gothic 3 that makes it the game it was supposed to be.
 
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Granted, but it's now called Oblivion!!
I wish my cold would disappear along with my runny nose!! :(
 
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Granted but you won't be able to sit for a week due to the injections(spelling?)

I wish the world was perfect!!
 
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It was, then you were born!! :)

I wish a decent TB RPG with modern graphics could be released!!
 
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meanie! you should say Granted etc...

and Granted but it will keep crashing

I wish could go back in time!!
 
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Granted, but the people are too violent and do us a favor. ;)

I wish I had a lamp in my room.
 
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Granted but your house goes on fire thanks to it!

I wish i could go into games!!
 
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Granted but you were on a ship that was sinked by pirates!

I wish i had faster internet!
 
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Granted, but the speed difference is eaten by 18 extra advertisements on each page by the provider.

I wish I had 4 weeks of holiday starting now.
 
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Granted, she does not let you play computer games and because she is already pregnant and "specially" religious, there's no way out of that.

I wish I had a normal-sized suitcase full of authentic 100 € bills under my bed.
 
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Granted, but the drug dealer it belongs to just knocked on your door.

I wish the entire world would become shoegaze fans.
 
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Granted, but they all took the term literally and now no one plays the music, just gazes at the shoes!

I wish I could find more time to relax these days.
 
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Granted, but it's because the Men in Black found out about your Barn and you are now relaxing in a safe maximum security facility. :)

I wish we could send all the stupid people to Mars.
 
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Granted. I will attend your funeral

I wish I could respond to my own post.
 
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