Return of the Daily Smile

Laugh or cry ? The "Hitler Teapot" : http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/…tler-billboard

Again : Laugh or cry ? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti…king-cane.html

Here is a little something. Its simply called "If Developers Were Houses on Game of Thrones."

I notice that Bioware is the Sixth House.

pibbur

Shouldn't Bethesda be the Sixth House … ?

I didn't make it just found it. If anyone has Photoshop you can edit it.

Here's a short one :

A group of tourists walk in a museum. They enter the dinosaur aisle and the tour guide tells them about the pterodactyl, the flying dinosaur, the T-Rex, a carnivore and goes on to tell them about herbivores such as the Triceratops.
They pass next to a dinosaur and the tour guide says :
"This dinosaur is 60 million and 3 years old."
So one tourist speaks up and says:
"But sir! How can you be so precise and say the dino is 60 million AND 3 YEARS old ?!"
So the guide says:
"Well, when I got here 3 years ago, they told me the dinosaur was 60 million years old."

Nice one.

Just two comics to laugh at .Enjoy

Not a joke, but this is so cool that you just can't help but smile about it.
http://www.tumtiki.com/videos/3181613

I only get an "Oops, video unavailable due to location." and "We're sorry, but the video you are tryingf to watch cannot be seen from your current location".
Which is kind of a bad joke in itself …

I get lots of those and it annoys me as well.

Was this one already in the thread?

Is Hell Exothermic Or Endothermic?

There are many versions of this story on the internet with different names and schools mentioned. I suspect this is the correct version but have no way of verifying.

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, "why do airplanes fly?" on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was:
"Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
Two options exist:
1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true…Thus, hell is exothermic." The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.

Alternate ending which I prefer: So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct, leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a Divine Being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting, "Oh my God!"

I don't remember seeing it here………..good one.

Found this one, a,b,c …

My wife didn't understand what that last part had to do with the rest. She thought it had something to do with the man growing old and got sick

Up to yesterday, sonny wanted to be an Elf. Then he met these friendly guys at a local Renaissance faire … and instantly turned into a Zombie!

Sure, my mobile phone does not feature a decent camera. But that'sd not why I bought it in the first place.

He has read eyes already - I think he's infected…

Hehe, yes, that's why I thought it was funny.
Those Orcs were so cute … first one of them accepted Sonny's challenge, fought him and lost (twice), then a woman from a market stall asked my son if it wasn't even braver to try and *kiss* an Orc instead of fighting him.
So sonny marched up to the orc and gave him a peck on the cheek. Brave indeed! .

Like mother, like son…