Free the Vagina

Originally Posted by joxer
But this a a damned videogame we're talking about here, not the reality.

Yes I know but I was answering question about why we don't see full frontal male nudity in general day movies, games etc.

Originally Posted by lostforever
I believe it's crime in many countries (including UK) to expose male genitals (erect or otherwise) in public and specially to woman. I don't believe the same applies for females exposing their genitals.

It was different in ancient Greece.

Why would they want to patch out womens genitelia only? Most of the players are men, they dont want to see cocks only. What is Ubisofts agenda here?

Game is rated mature 17+ with nudity:

"Content Descriptors: Blood, Intense Violence, Nudity, Sexual Themes, Strong Language, Use of Drugs"
http://www.esrb.org/ratings/Synopsis…=Watch+Dogs+2+

LOL. Ubisoft has an agenda to turn everyone into cock lovers.

Isn't Ubisoft a French Company? It figures. J/K I couldnt resist.

Originally Posted by zakhal
Why would they want to patch out womens genitelia only? Most of the players are men, they dont want to see cocks only. What is Ubisofts agenda here?

Yeah - when I saw this on PC Gamer I popped over to Amazon and checked the back of the box. They're covered <ahem> so why the big freak out?

Maybe because it's definitely explicit and the ratings boards weren't sent copies for consideration? I could see that forcing the game off shelves for a few days while the ratings boards confirm that it's still the same rating. Or maybe fining them for not providing complete information?

Less text, more vaginas please

Yeah, I've never understood how you could show realistic decapitations but a pussy or cock is a no-no.

But what about vaginas with audio?

Originally Posted by crpgnut
Yeah, I've never understood how you could show realistic decapitations but a pussy or cock is a no-no.

It's pretty simple to me. Religion. Religion tells people that war and killing are much less evil than a naked woman or having sex for pleasure.

Originally Posted by Damian
But what about vaginas with audio?

Ehhhhhhhhhh?

Add Hitler to the mix too:

Originally Posted by Fluent
It's pretty simple to me. Religion. Religion tells people that war and killing are much less evil than a naked woman or having sex for pleasure.

Catholicism sure, but i dunno about any other religion.

To bring this back to topic,

@Eye - it looks like developers agree with you in regards to lake of male genitals in games so much so that there even a game dedicated to that which is in early access. I hope you are happy now

Genital Jousting is the new game by the Broforce dev, now on Steam Early Access

A "multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses".

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/20…m-early-access

At least there is no blue waffles involved

Where's Spiderman when we need him?

Somebody called?

Cleaned it up.

Originally Posted by lostforever
To bring this back to topic,

@Eye - it looks like developers agree with you in regards to lake of male genitals in games so much so that there even a game dedicated to that which is in early access. I hope you are happy now

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/20…m-early-access

Saw the trailer. It convinced me the eyes and (firm) buttock are the more exciting parts of a man.

Guys, please, let's not lose sight of what's important here: vaginas.

In Hawaiian mythology, there was a goddess named Kapo that could change shapes at will and had a detachable vagina. Her fellow goddess Pele was about to be raped by a half man, half pig deity, so Kapo threw her vagina past his face. He chased it to another island, leaving Pele unharmed. Her vagina then flew back to Kapo safely.

So, I wonder how many more times we need to say vagina before we are the rpg news site with the most hits for the word vagina.