ok so Im back guys

as you may have noticed, I've been gone for three years and now am catching up on all the rpg news and games Ive missed playing over the years. I was in ptison for three years and called my mom every day like seven times asking forher to send me atticles from pocketgamer, toucharcafe, pocket tactics, ign and sometimes rpgwatch. it feels so good to be free and even use the internet much less play a game or to outside. claifornia prisons are hell holes full of mentally ill guards and inmates and almost everyone is a junkie there. i got in like 9 fights just because im normal and educated snd dont have tatoos but some people in there were in d&d and it was the rirst time i watched and mildly participated in the tabletop game. anyway ill talk to you guys.

i was in since june of 2014 but immigration grabbed me after three more years and I ended up being deported badk to my country of birth poland. i signed right away that i didnt want to fight immigration and it still took two months. anyway, im free now. no more sex offender, no more parole, no more probation there is nothing like that here and they were so respectful in poland not even cops or celniks/border guards waited for me at the polish airports they just met me through right away (even the two marshalls escorting me were surprised). by the way, I did time for fighting a gypsy and had a record of trying to meet a young but lustful and into me girl online, two duis, and another bar fight. just letting you know before you ask. oh and i had a strike for the bar fight so they doubled up the assault for the strete fight with a gypsy where he lunged at me first.

AppleIntimidation said:

claifornia prisons are hell holes full of mentally ill guards and inmates and almost everyone is a junkie there.

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Why didn't you tell me that before? A dreamland!
Okay, so, have to add moving to California in possible plans list.

meet a young but lustful and into me girl online

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Social networks are health hazard.

Welcome back.

I see Cleve's recent burst of activity has aroused the lesser trolls.

Welcome back from Oz-mania

Wow, quite the story you have there. You are from Poland, were in prison, had immigration issues, fought a gypsy, and had all sorts of other adventures. OK!
Whatever...(in my best California valley girl imitation voice)

You were gone?…

I think this guy dropped the soap in the shower a few too many times.

Arkadia7 said:

You are from Poland, were in prison, had immigration issues, fought a gypsy, and had all sorts of other adventures. OK!

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Sounds like Geralt.

abharsair said:

Sounds like Geralt.

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Damn you were quick.

Maximum points.

Welcome back AppleIntimidation, but to be honest, this probably isn't the forum for you. Pretty much everyone here detests mobile games, with the notable exception of Joxer, who goes on and on about how iOS is the greatest gaming platform in existence. You probably would find more like-minded people at RPGCodex, they love phone games over there. Also, most of the Codex really hates gypsies and loves young girls (whether or not the girls are into them). So I think you'd fit right in!

AppleIntimidation said:

...normal and educated...

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Well, relatively, I guess.