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Pladio said:
- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
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SOO creepy
 
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Found in an SWTOR forum user's signature :

The cake is a lie; there are only cookies.
Through cookies I gain weight.
Through weight I gain obesity
And in obesity my chair is broken.
Calories will set me free
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groundhog said:
Thanks, that's brilliant. Can't stop smiling every time I look at it, especially the second picture, it just cracks me up!
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You are welcome, I was a little unsure since this thread is mainly about jokes but I posted it because it is a "smile" thread and it certainly made me smile. I'll post more if i find any others like it.
 
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Perhaps send these pictures to the "Ghost of a Tale" developers ? ;)
 
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Poor guy. Rafael Nadal tries his best but can't help taking a glance at the women and caught on camera.

 
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Maybe she stinks. "Why do you stand so close to me? Eww, yuck."

(He is looking just two times btw, rest is repeat imo. )
 
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Is there some reason he shouldn't look? She's very attractive.
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Probably not, he is still trying his best to not look however. Which is why it is funny to me.
 
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This is probably too much conversation about it but I have no idea. It seems that they are supposed to stand there the two other women and during different matches stand there.
 
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Damian said:
This is probably too much conversation about it but I have no idea. It seems that they are supposed to stand there the two other women and during different matches stand there.
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Sounds about as completely stupid as most sports-related traditions.
 
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Looks almost like Tom & Jerry. ;)
 
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