…how can't you even get a canvas bag right?
They did get it right. The meeting went like this:
Todd: "Hello, everyone! Great work yesterday saving money on DVDs by deciding to use a paper disk with the CD key on it."
Employee1 "Install times build anticipation!"
Todd: "OK, so, we are going to launch with the standard version but try to upsell people to the collectors edition. Those things make shitloads.
Employee1 "As long as the physical goods are not so expensive that they ruin the profit margin!"
Todd "That's right, employee1, you're really catching on to this. I'm proud of you."
Employee1
Todd "So, what cheap crap can we put in the box with the paper CD?"
Employee2 "A canvas bag?"
Todd: "Woah, brilliant! Get China on the phone and see how much it would cost for 200k units"
Employee1 "Already on it! They say 15c each"
Todd "Tell him to go fuck himself.
Employee2 "I got a guy who'll do them for 10c. He sent a photo."
Todd: "Nice photo. We'll use that. Still too expensive. Anyway, That's enough work for today. See you guys on Monday."