Good ones Corwin.
Redneck Medical Terminology
* Artery..............The study of Paintings.
* Benign.............What you be after you be eight.
* Bacteria...........Back door to cafeteria.
* Barium............What doctors do when patients die.
* Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome.
* Catscan...........Searching for Kitty.
* Cauterize....Made eye contact with her.
* Colic................A sheep dog.
* Coma................A punctuation mark.
* D&C.................Where Washington is.
* Dilate........................To live long.
* Enema........................Not a friend.
* Fester.......Quicker than someone else.
* Fibula........................A small lie.
* Genital...............Non-Jewish person.
* G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball.
* Hangnail.............What you hang your coat on.
* Impotent....................Distinguished, well known.
* Labor Pain..........Getting hurt at work.
* Medical Staff..............A Doctor's cane.
* Morbid...........A higher offer than I bid.
* Nitrates..........Cheaper than day rates.
* Node..........................I knew it.
* Outpatient.....A person who has fainted.
* Pap Smear.............A fatherhood test.
* Pelvis...............Second cousin to Elvis.
* Post Operative............A letter carrier.
* Recovery Room...Place to do upholstery.
* Rectum..............Darn near killed him.
* Secretion...............Hiding something
* Seizure...................Roman emperor.
* Tablet......................A small table.
* Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
* Tumor.......................More than one.
* Urine................Opposite of you're out
* Varicose.....................Near by