Is this review accurate?
Who cares.
In my experience usually the person asking the question.
My wife has a windows 8.1 and I hate it.
Get divorced already instead of whining.
Are you still upset I wouldn’t send you a picture of my penis? I just don’t like to do things like that. Even if I got a divorce I still wouldn’t sleep with you. I like my women like I like my wallet.
Can you left click the start menu now?
You can left click or right click the start menu. Different click, different options.
In Windows 8.1 when I left click the start menu button it brings up an apps page. It doesn’t bring up the start menu, right clicking does.
Can I completely turn off the app page so it never, ever can be shown on my computer?
I have no idea what are you talking about. It's windows 10. It's not Google app store nor iPhone app store, can you save phones discussion for codex please?
You are a very strange man. Can you save your weird for the codex please? But you are correct. It is not a google or iphone app store, it is windows app store. I don’t deal in apps. I don’t have a tablet, and the cell phone my work tries and make me use is in my desk draw and has never been turned on. I have a real computer that has applications. I have a house phone and a desk phone. I have never typed a message to anyone on a phone in my life and never will. I’ve never used anything that the monkeys change from a noun to a verb, such as google, twitter, facebook, etc. Cell phones are awful and are destroying the little bit of civilization left on the planet and I hope the people that use them get brain cancer and die. And tablets are just shitty computers, and I don’t know why anyone with a real computer would want one. So put that in your strange weirdo pipe and smoke it at the codex.
Can I get to certain menus from the desktop without knowing the secret mouse over spot for the unintuitive sub-menus?
There are no unintuitive submenus. You can go to any menu and submenu from desktop. What are "secret mouse spots" supposed to be? A hole in a wall from Tom & Jerry?
Have you used windows 8.1? For certain menus I need to drag the mouse on the left hand side of the screen until I find the secret spot to get the menus to show, and it is the same on the right. Maybe your strange weirdness grants you some sort of super nerd power allowing you to see the secret spots, just as you see through the evil corporate schemes of the companies you buy games from.
Basically what I'm asking will I be able to run it the way I have been running my PC since Windows 3?
Sorry but you won't be able. You needed to type "win" in dos prompt to start windows 3 or put that as a line in autoexec.bat. Windows 10 starts automatically, it's not appended to a command line OS.
Very witty, ma’am. I mean does it work civilized, with the desktop only, and no app page every time I try and do something.
Or should I stick to 7?
That's something only you can know. If you don't need superfast Edge with integrated PDF reader and couldn't care less for directX12, there is no real reason to upgrade at least for a year from next Tuesday.
Yes, and I am trying to gather the information I need so I can make the choice. What I need is a desktop OS, not an app store OS, and I need real American menus with visible places to click to get to them, and no secret hidden spot pop-up menus.
Any information would be appreciated. I love you and you complete me.
Dunno about others, but I don't complete you and I seriously doubt you could ever love me. Not that I care.
You do complete me, and even though I won’t have sex with you and let you drag your saggy titties across my face I still love you. I love you so much it hurts. I will always love you and I wrote a poem for you.
I've cracked the code
I've figured out these shadow organizations
And the Illuminati know
That they're finally primed for world domination
And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border
Puppet masters for the New World Order
Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
From aluminum foil
Wear a hat that's foil lined
In case an alien's inclined
To probe your butt or read your mind
Looks a bit peculiar
Seems a little crazy
But someday I'll prove
There's a big conspiracy
Answered in case someone else has one or two similar questions.
Instead of petty "reviews" I suggest this read, it's first impressions from the heart, not benchmarking and whatnot of irrelevant stuff:
http://reviews.gizmodo.com/windows-10-day-one-1719864054
What the fuck is this? Is this a blog thing? How would ready the blog of a San Francisco millennial help me know if windows 10 is civilized? People that hang out at pizzerias also hang out in cafes. They can’t be trusted. Only monkey savages get coffee at places other than Dunkin Donuts. Dunkin Donuts is the only place civilized people of science and learning go for coffee. Period. Absolutely no wiggle room on this one. It is undisputable scientific fact.